Close to Home by John McPherson for December 14, 2020

Good thing they live in a warmer climate, but they should have gave the kid some safety goggles to keep the bugs out of his eyes he gust needs to keep his mouth closed so no bugs get in. Bleeb you should be wearing a mask that driver my have the covid.

Was it Christmas vacation where Chevy Chase tied his dead Grandma to the roof rack?

So if they have a minor accident and he dies, does that make him a covid victim? I mean it kind of would be LOL

Looks fair to me.

Put your head down, kid. And at least slap a helmet and visor on him.

Local University is nearly deserted. The remaining students have COVID tests weekly. It’s a great place to walk my dog! All those student loans that pay the tuition keep the grounds in perfect shape….and yes I do pick up after her.

Bleeb’s a backseat driver.

Yep!!!!

Well, at least, he’s getting some fresh air.

Looks like Nate will be spending his stay alone in the garage.

Wait ’til he sees the tent in the backyard.

COVID and any of the other bugs he picked up the 1st semester of college.

Wow, his parents are extra safety conscious. They actually strapped him down. My folks would have given me a bag of chips and told me to hang on. If I fell off it would have been my fault. …the good old days, right?

They really don’t want to hear any of his woke preaching on transgender studies or intersectonality.

I think that I would prefer to be facing the rear of the car.If it is good enough for Mitt’s dog, it is good enough for a college student!

At least they wanted him to come home.

Reminds me of that scene on the “Rocketeer” movie when he had the jetpack to use because they didn’t have fuel

“Umm, Bleeb, are you seeing what I’m seeing on that orange car?”

“ꌩꏂꌚ, ꏳꂦꂦ꒒ ꀍꂦꂦꀷ ꂦꋪꈤꍏꎭꏂꈤ꓄.”

To be on the safe side, also go through a car wash.

And here I thought planking was passé…

I thought it was because he hadn’t bothered to do his laundry the entire semester.

Good ventilation.

Their name seems to indicate their of the Sealy mattress family which makes sense when you see so many people putting them on their car roofs when moving.

When we were kids we used to ride in the back of my dad’s pickup.

Are they related to Mitt Romney?

Looks like Bleeb is backseat driving.