Close to Home by John McPherson for December 23, 2020

what a buzz-kill

Does she have the authority to Commodore that pole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU

Is that Bleeb wearing a Santa cap??

I see the snow moles are out.

She’s mighty-mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out

She’s a brick house

That lady’s stacked and that’s a fact

Ain’t holding nothing back

Santa was really angry because he didn’t have any dollar bills.

Just don’t lick the pole…

Make it rain, er I mean, snow I guess?

This comic sickens me

This is just…..wrong.

A tree growing at the north pole? That’s weirder than a pole dance there.

I appreciate the view, the female body in motion (or not) is fascinating…

Putting her south end on the north pole?

North Pole dancing.

John, you are warped!! In a good way!! :-)

No! Just no….

Licking the pole will be the least of her problems if she’s gone commando.

“BLEEB!!!”

“ꅐꀍꍏ꓄ ꌚꍏꈤ꓄ꍏ ꅐꍏꈤ꓄, ꈤꂦꅐ?!“

“Just where do you think you’re running to?”

“ꀎꎭ, ᖘꀎ꓄ ꀷꂦ꒒꒒ꍏꋪ ꀤꈤ?

Bad form…..

I heard the North Pole was discovered by a Viking with a lysp. Not from a particularly reliable Norse source though.

Well, of course it does. He has to pay the health insurance for the elves, and treating frostbitten thighs isn’t cheap.

She’s mighty mighty. Just lettin’ it all hang out.

The elves are enjoying it……and it looks like Bleeb has a smile on his face, too. Gotta have some fun after all that work, Santa.

Is that Candy Cane the elf?

Looks like Bleeb is movin’ to the groove.

How about a poll? (pun not intended) Who thinks she’s NAUGHTY? Who thinks she’s NICE? (Bonus question – who thinks she’s being GOOD, for Goodness Sake???)

What’s Santa got against Polish elves? Don’t get your “gotchies” in a bunch.

No surprise Bleeb likes pole dancers.

The poor elves need a little diversion after working their fingers to the bone before Christmas and Bleeb seems to be enjoying the fun.

The elf has her pants off and Bleeb is grinnin’. Something tells me he likes it there.

Bleeb- “Wait for me.”

This might be the first time I have seen a hot female elf working for Santa. ( Soon to be an ex employee, apparently)

did not know this was a problem…

Love the Commodores with or with Lionel Richie!

And it’s not even a Christmas song