That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 15, 2020

Madeline was 13 and no longer interested in dolls, but this was the painting her Mother wanted.

That doll is better dressed than the typical German factory worker form back then! And it has better health care!

Cheri was dreaming of becoming a doctor, or a scientist, or a professor. But noooo, she is a girl and therefor must become a mother. Heavy sigh.

“I know. You can’t eat another bite because you’re stuffed.

Har, Har. I crack myself up."

Now is the time for the eating. You vill open your mout und you vill eat. You vill do it, dammit, or you vill be shot!!!!

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Where I live “peloton” means a firing squad. What does it mean in English?

We can see from the cake on the tray/ that this ain’t your first snack of the day/ and if “mommy” continues/ to cram “carbo’s” in youse/ the problem ain’t going away.

mandy having fun shooting up her doll…

First there was "Chatty Cathy, Then "Betsy Wetsy’, and now “Lucy Poopsey”

Had to look up Pelaton…..then I got the joke!

And I don’t want to catch you playing with that Chuckie again, you hear me?

It actually is named after a firing squad because when you buy one for your wife that’s what you’ll be standing in front of.

It’s really a problem when the doll is asking, “Does this dress make my butt look big?”

Praise be to the instinct maternal/ of which she’s displaying a kernel/ be they calves, be they colts/ be they darlings or dolts/ if they’re hers, they’re a wonder eternal.

You need to put a wired wifi repeater in the dollhouse. The video is skippy.

The doll wouldn’t actually eat so Lizzie Borden soon took it out on her parents.

Mary Poppins – The Early Years

“Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down…”

Empathy training at the German Hospital for the Psychopathic generally had no effect other than to identify those girls who would be well suited for work as Concentration Camp Matrons.

“Take another spoonful, Dolly, unless you want to be held out the window upside down again.”

The Doll Mother: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Anton_Seitz_Die_Puppenmutter_1897.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

https://www.askart.com/artist/Seitz_Anton/11069774/Seitz_Anton.aspx 

has info about this artist (again, if truncated, it can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his German Wikipedia page: 

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Seitz_(Maler) 

(again, Google Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). So far, 2 works by him have been used here (3 times total, with this different caption repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/08/27?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there pointed to the same artist info URL).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2599 (December 14, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

having no dolls, Abigale used poison to kill her baby and had her stuffed, since she was 7 years old ,no one found out. the father left town, in a hurry

Remember now … you are eating for two.