Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 18, 2020

If it’s true that “good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere”, she’s starting at the bottom and has nowhere to go but up. … well, it’s almost Christmas, we’ll say that’s true, whether it really is or not.

Don’t leave me hanging, John. What’s her new address???

I don’t think that she’s planning on staying at the “new address” very long.

Dear Santa, I just want a copy of the naughty ladies list…

gotta love the new prison uniform…

So Santa has a new pen pal.

Must not be happy with her cell mate?

One of the potential hazards of her chosen profession. On the other hand, all of her customers say that she’s very good at what she does.

She is just trying to give you that old saw.

Will that be her current address or her future address?

Dear Santa…..Send more files…..seriously I keep wearing them out on the bars…..I mean nails…..got really hard nails. Oh and this new place gives you a number….to identify….er protect your identity. Mines 382436.

She forgot one thing! Santa sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake….so better saw faster or you’ll get, another 5 to 8!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Ig33jctXs

I love you. Good night!

She’s not only good at filing, she takes good dic-tation.

And lastly, I left your brandy on the table, please bring your cookies.

quite an interesting jail uniform

Purple and bare is the new Orange?

Call her mint jelly. Soon she will be on the lam / lamb.

“And please hurry, the nice fellows from Trafficking Control are sending me to a nice place in Europe – and they’re paying for the entire trip!”…

It will take her a while to cut the bars with a file that small.

So clever. How do you come up with this stuff?

I believe Mae West said it best, “When I’m good I’m good. When I’m bad I’m better.” It’s always worked for me.