Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 28, 2020

You’ll figure it out when you hit bottom. I would like to be there and give first aid.

Soon, they will be in your legs.Oops, my bad.Wrong kind of “Brakes”.

Just crash into a tree!! Don’t worry, your airbags will protect you!! Hmm, they must be sentient, they seem to have already inflated!!

“…the agony of defeat.”

“And they called her ‘Super Skier’.”

That’s why we have a bunny slope. Unfortunately, she saw the sign “Triple Black Diamond” and you know how she feels about jewelry…

she’ll be fine – she’s well padded…

Trees work.

Schuss, sweetheart. Not so loud. You might start an avalanche. Besides, it easy. It’s all downhill from here. And who knows, on the way you might meet some moguls and live in the lap of luxury from now on.

Girl, you’ve never thought about slowing down before. Why now?

The brakes will be in your bones.

Just look for a Hunky Ski Patrol member and slam into him , with any luck you both be Layed up in front of a roaring fire sipping wine the rest of the ski trip !

Do something you’re not use to snow bunny…..press your knees together!!!!!! (Skier tip…makes the skies V shape to snow plow which is a way to slow)

If you french fry when you should pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time.

She’s going to find out that if she’s heading straight for a tree, the tree has the right of way.

“Brakes? Where we’re going, we don’t need ‘brakes’!”

It’ll be a soft landing on the bottom.

Ladies shouldn’t %$#@.

Talk about going down a slippery slope….LOL

With that figure, I’m amazed she can even locate her center of gravity. Come to think of it — that might be her problem right there.

Excellent work, John!

Now give her a white, 2-piece diaphanous gown with Angel wings. Send her plummeting from Heaven, right after she left a note “Dear St. Peter … Thank you for the Wings … There were no instructions, but I’ll figure it out” Then …..

“Ohhhhhh …$%#! Where are the $%#&^!*#$%@ Brakes!”

Regarding the aerodynamic properties of a 2-piece blouse-skirt “gown” in a windy plummet … I shall leave that to your imagination.

For inspiration: https://i.pinimg.com/564x/35/dd/72/35dd72db0854cc149e9839f066d07081.jpg

love the pink skis

Looks like an interesting read — the original, I mean. This looks like an interesting journey should terminate soon.

Madam! Language please!