Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 02, 2021

My resolution is to listen to Spike Jones! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_4BrQeTFKo

For his Prelude 28/4 in E minor, the way Chopin starts with a B (V) in the melody and draws towards an E (I) in the last chord is generally regarded as a superior resolution. What’s that?… Oh, not that kind of “resolution.” Okay, howzabout… Well, Cliff, 8k UHD is the next big thing for TVs! Really? Not that kind either? I give up…

If I could JUST find a flaw needing fixing…

Sad when your worst flaw is excessive perfection…

From what you have written, I can tell many of you have the same problem…

My resolution this year is 1080p.

He could resolve, like Pig in PBS, to gain weight and thereby achieving personal growth!

My resolution is to not have any resolutions.

My resolution is about 150 dpi. After my coffee it improves.

Move to Mars.

“My revolution this year will be to stay in power, despite the November election!”

“Uh, Mister President, it’s resolution, not revolution.”

“Oh… What’s a resolution?”

“A way to improve yourself.”

“Impossible, I’m already the greatest, most smartest stable genius in the world. Just ask me.”

I’ve been resolving to lose weight practically all my life. Only once while studying electronics at a local tech school did I slim down to my doctor prescribed weight. I played a lot of basketball and ate a lot of popcorn. Lunch was a pack of crackers. I was nearly at the right weight during my soccer playing years and while doing home missionary work in Indiana. I gained a bit more weight while refereeing soccer and pastoring churches. Now, with retirement, I’m clearly obese, though a medication did help me lose 80 pounds once. Though now I’m almost back to that high number again. Now, I resolve to be as healthy as I can be. I keep up my stretching, and do my light strength training. And, I walk, bike or swim when I can. My cholesterol is down and my BP is manageable. Stay well, y’all.

♫ You say you want a resolution, we-ell you know ♪ We all want to change the world ♫

In time for next year.

Cliff’s best bet for a better resolution is to get more exercise. That should be even easier for him to break.

My resolution was to finally realize that haters are always going to hate and not respond to them…broke it on day one. Sigh…

In 1972 I resolved to get rid of my virginity.

In 1973 I resolved not to make resolutions I had no chance of fulfilling.

The secret? Gain 10 pounds in December. Then, take eleven months to lose it.

the only resolution that I ever kept was to stop making resolutions.

Cliff is comfortable being Cliff, but he wants to impress Pam. She is angry about everything, impossible to impress. Maybe cliff can spray a moustache on her enemy the bald spy woman?

Anyone joined a gym yet?

I’ve already dropped 10 pounds, so.. off to a good start…

My resolution this year is the same as last year and the year before: 1920×1080.