Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 09, 2021

Horace is sitting…

He must work at the Mosaic company.

Horsing around with the BLEEPlift, eh?

Either my bleeper is broken or I never had one. Every one of my profanities is perfectly audible and understandable.

Horace is forking around!

Love the pixelated mouth.

Neigh-ver cuss in the presence of ladies!

Horace apparently has a censor following him around yelling “bleep, bleep!” Alarming as BLEEP.

The mouth on that horse. It’s long.

Panel #2….Sorry you’re sad Horace, but why the long face?

Simple solution to that, don’t back up.

I was wondering if it wouldn’t be better if they just silenced the word instead of drawing attention to it by using the bleep. doesn’t that just make it more important than it should be?

DON’T buy a program that makes that sound while you are “backing up” your computer. :)

Don’t forget to add this skill to the resume you will be needing soon…!

I like the standard hydrolic pallet jacks at work but some nights I have to move a lot of heavy pallets

There is an electric version, we call it a power mule, I’ve got enough practice lately I can move it around pretty quick now

It doesn’t beep, but I can make some interesting noises

I wonder if Horace just watched The History of Swear Words.

Where’s the ear plugs to protect you from the warning beep?

We feel your pain, Horace.

Plan B (leep)

LeVeon Bell fork lifts are prone to failure. Pronger isn’t a swear word in Silver Ware class. ‘Today, let’s try eating with a Spooner, a Pronger and with Serpent River side salad arms.’

Someone has the “beep” generator on.

Back when I had to drive in traffic, I used the virtual horn, which turns out to be just as effective as the factory-installed one, and much less polluting. The light turns green, the van in front of you is slow to move ahead, and you yell “BEEEP!” Soon you’re on your way again, as you would have been had you made a publicly audible nuisance of yourself. Unfortunately, there are still high-strung drivers who provide the audio component (for the visually impaired?) of the green light simultaneously with the color change.

My car horn stopped working, and swearing at the other drivers doesn’t seem to work …