Herman by Jim Unger for January 05, 2021

But he remembers how to read, so there’s that.

Maybe if he starts to frequent Cheers it will help.

Here, Rex. Here, Boy. Uh. . .er. . .um. . .you talkin’ to me?

And to everybody else he’s Xer.

My two dogs answer to “Stop that” and “Come back here.”

Dammit is a good dog name. “C’mere, Dammit!”

And every time he looks down to read it, the sign falls off…

Guy – here, Rex. Here, Boy. Dog staring – OK! OK! Wise Guy. Is it Rex or Boy??

His first name is T(erminator)…

…and he can read. right.

My dog is convinced his name is “Kibbles.”

Well it’s not in dog speak.

He knows his name. He’s just ignoring you.