Herman by Jim Unger for January 09, 2021

Is her name Melania or Ivanka?

“Any other complaints, Leona?”

Yes, you have suffered so.

And he worked so hard to get the money to buy them.

Not to mention he’s locked up….

It’s all over but the crying.

Oh no! Anyway…

That sounds familiar. A neighbour lost her beautiful home when her insurance salesman husband was found to be selling policies and keeping all the premiums himself. I can only imagine what visitation day was like.

I hope they wore gloves. Those were hot!

begins to realize that prison ain’t all that bad.

Gotta hope the food is better now than at home.

Is he smiling?

The wristwatch and coats were exhibits A through R.

Must be Bernie Madoff’s wife.

On to Plan B

The cad.. pretty sure she won’t be sending him a cake with a file in it.

I feel your pain……

Well Sweetie, there’s only one thing I can tell you. If you try to get them returned, don’t use the lawyer I had.

A childhood friend owned a popular Mexican restaurant until the Feds caught him smuggling blood diamonds into the U.S. Now, I visit him at his new home.

It is said that one should not steal from a thief’s home .