Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 25, 2021

He can’t be bored. He has Ralph to keep him company.

It will in the near future begin to mean “Same Old Shampoo.”

Yeah, I think that’s what it means alright.

Socks on Sundays.

He could try “MAYDAY”… but not for another 3½ months.

What ever happened to HELP?

Always thought it was for “save our ship”, but he doesn’t have a ship.

Looked it up, and it might be “save our souls” instead, but he would have at most one soul.

Yes, I guess “same old situation” about covers it.

Noticing Ralph nearby I would think it’s for “Save Our Squirrel.”

It’s SAVE OUR SOULS religious retreat.

Takes less coconuts to write SOS than HELP.

The Professor is the lone survivor.

“Something On (a) Shingle?”  And if that’s the case, does it mean he has some or wants some?

MaryAnne’s incessant coconut cream pies are starting to get to him.

If I remember correctly, it means “Save Our Ship”. They can ignore his plea since there’s no ship to save!

PFFT! The fool is requesting more bbq Sauce, but he can’t spell at all.

No, that’s SSDD.

Strictly (i.e. pedantically) speaking, SOS doesn’t stand for anything. The Morse code distress call resembles the Morse characters SOS, but it isn’t the same. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SOS

Slapping Ourselves Silly, the early equivalent of LOL.