Close to Home by John McPherson for January 24, 2021

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    kingdiamond69  almost 4 years ago

    So what if he is already a sponge hows it going to hurt him?

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    jr1234  almost 4 years ago

    So this surgeon is known to leave a tiny human in humans ?

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    ronaldspence  almost 4 years ago

    Nice note from Patrick on the side table! Porous Sponge, what a chamois they were so careless.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It just blended right in, and we miscounted first time through.

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    UmmeMoosa  almost 4 years ago

    Good news is, you are in no need to take any organ rejection medication.

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    If he doesn’t survive, burial at sea.

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    Rayzor63  almost 4 years ago

    Is that genetic modification?

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    pathamil  almost 4 years ago

    His I-V is probably saline solution…

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    Nate England  almost 4 years ago

    No, you see: this is his origin story. Before this, he was just Bob Squarepants.

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    jango  almost 4 years ago

    Unintentional transplant

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    Martin I  almost 4 years ago

    So—-he’s pregnant?

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 4 years ago

    Altogether different-looking sponge.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Okay, that there’s funny. I don’t care who you are. Perhaps, with that little irritation, SB will produce a pearl.

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    jbduncan  almost 4 years ago

    I guess it would be easy to forget a sponge within a sponge. Hope its a real, biodegradable sponge.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He will be 22 this year.

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    admiree2  almost 4 years ago

    “Don’t worry though because it will be absorbed harmlessly.”

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well, while I was trying to fix spell check, I discovered I could speak in a different language, but somehow I lost it and can’t figure out how to do it again. Let’s see what this button on the keyboard is for…

    ¿ʞɹoʍ ʇı̣ pı̣p

    ¡dɐɹɔ ɥɐ

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …by the way, after the lawsuit, “SQUAREPANTS GENERAL HOSPITAL” will have a nice ring to it. I suppose he’ll be moving out of that pineapple, as well.

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    mwksix  almost 4 years ago

    The hospital demands that we charge for EVERY transplant!

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    That’s a minor problem, and the IV has the solution.

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    Ever wonder how they can tell? Sponges don’t show up on x-rays. They count the sponges before and after.

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    Perkycat  almost 4 years ago

    At least Bleeb is safely outside the sponge.

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    christelisbetty  almost 4 years ago

    How do sponges reproduce ? Could Sponge Bob be a surrogate mother ?

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    jimsulis  almost 4 years ago

    A sponge within a sponge? That may be a good thing

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Bleeb, the flower child.

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Spongebob pregnant?

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    Odd Dog Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Artificial insemination?

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t worry though, we won’t be charging you for it…..

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Let me take a minute to absorb this information.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    How many Serpinski sponges are needed to change a light bulb?

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    ekke  almost 4 years ago

    Until we can get it out, you’ll be on anti-rejection medicine which will have the side effect of leaving you with lots of hol … oh, wait.

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