Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 31, 2021

4 nights, but no days? One-way airfare? Good job, Alexis.

It’s not spying you agreed to have it listen all the time the day you turned it on.

A good reason not to get Alexa or Siri or any of them.

“Tahiti: it’s a magical place.” — Phil Coulson

He needs a vacation, but with all the restrictions going on, the only place he’ll be able to go is his favorite doughnut place!

Does Ralph use a MacBook?

If I can’t deactivate it, I don’t want one.

That happens to me and I don’t have Alexa or any of them.

If I was in Ralph’s place, Alexis would soon be having an unfortunate accident with a hammer.

Good thing he didn’t ask for anything risqué, or this wouldn’t be a family comic.

I look up ONE thing on my computer and boom!! Like Ralph, I’m inundated with popup ads. It has nothing to do with my Alexa.

They know when you are sleeping; they know when your awake; they KNOW if you are bad or good; so be good for goodness sake (if you know what’s good for you) It ain’t Santa……

Some Company sent me one free. I use it as a paper weight.

Big Sister is watching you!!! ;)

When Mom was around both my sister and I communicated with her daily via Alexa. Sis and I still use it occasionally. BTW, I met someone named Alexa, and she knows the whole shpiel about THAT.

Don’t hook your TV to the internet; don’t search for anything you want to buy unless you’re using “Duck-duck-go” in a Firefox private window; cover the video lenses on your computer, gaming systems, TV and even leave a towel over your phone when not in use. Otherwise, don’t be surprised when what you say or search today or do today is in your ad lineup tomorrow, or worse.

My Fabriq smart speaker always infer to login to my wifi to surveil, but i lock it out by keeping it in bluetooth.

This has happened to me through my iPhone, and other people have told me the same thing. I turned off Siri, but does that really mean they’re not spying?

If that price is for two people, jump on it!

Maybe I’ll get “George”. Ah wait, I am already married. Sigh…