F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 03, 2021

“As is.”

I don’t understand, why pick a brand that isn’t made anymore? Abundance???

Hmm. I wonder if the alien is suffering from dyslexia? “Crown Royal” is what I am certain he meant! Uh…. at least… hmm…. that is a most sought-after substance for me. (hic)

The good news is that the takeover will be easy since half the inhabitants will immediately declare the invasion a hoax.

Royal Crown Cola and a moon pie….breakfast of Champions. If Royal Crown’s not available, Mr. Pibb will do.

Mmmm. RC Cola….

If they wanted RC Cola, why were they doing all those anal probes?

I used to drive a friend of mine cuckoo (despite being a lapsed Catholic) by referring to RC Cola as Roman Catholic Cola. This is apropos of nothing, just reminiscing.

It’s also the only known source of caffeine and cacao! :-O

As a kid, one of my favorite treats was to pour a bag of Tom’s peanuts into a bottle of RC cola.

He (she?) looks like Melania Trump.

If an auction is taking place, than who holds title to the Earth? I got a bone to pick with him….

Have a loada RC Cola…

My dad loved RC. Thanks for the memory <3

I like the stuff but, seriously?

In bottles with real sugar.

Deep sigh.

I thought the most sought-after substance in the galaxy was printer ink?

RC was the only cola I drank as a kid. Then I went into the Navy for 6 years and the only sodas they carried on the ship were Coke products. Now when I try to drink an RC, it just doesn’t taste right.

I thought chocolate was the most sought after substance in the universe.

Underrated soda that, RC Cola. I often buy it on the rare occasion that I find it