Nerve agents need a nervous system to be effective. A nervous system needs a brain. The Trumpistas have no brains. Ergo, nerve agents would be ineffective.
If it is true that the seditionists cannot be fired then do what urban school districts do with the teachers who cannot cut it or are under investigation or have been accused.
Set up a room with some of the biggest meanest Biden supporters guarding the door. The MAGAts must report to their seat every day and remain there during business hours with a half hour lunch and two 15 minute breaks. First violation is a warning and second is the firing.
Got a complaint, MAGAt? Have Rudy and Sydney file your lawsuit.
Wait, he receives his instructions via physical media? Where do you ever FIND reel-to-reel tape recorders these days? Receiving instructions on 8-track would be more efficient. Couldn’t he just get Alexa to take a message? Oh well. ;-)
A President can’t just remove an appointee from independent federal agency such as the USPS. But the President can remove them for cause. Could a conflict of interest be a cause?
So it was okay for Obama to leave a bunch of his minions to mount a resistance but when Trump does it it’s treason? At least Truedeau acknowledges that Trump will regain power in 20204.
As long as the Federal Government keep doing the stuff they are supposed to do, like keeping things regulated and such, the civil servants at the top are just pencil pushers who sign stuff and talk blindly about stuff they don’t really understand. Business as usual.
“If Pence is arrested, Secretary Pompeo will save the election. Pence will be in jail awaiting trial for treason. He will face execution by firing squad.”— prediction by pro-Trump lawyer Lin Wood
Well, I see nothing has changed. I used to love Doonesbury because of Trudeau’s sharp wit and unbiased skewering of both sides. I have all his books from the 70’s through the mid-80’s. However, somewhere in the 1990’s he became a mean-spirited, bitter man, filled with hatred of anything right-sided. I finally gave up and haven’t read any of his stuff for over twenty years.
Out of curiosity I pop on today and what do I see? A strip about killing Trump supporters. I’m not a Trump-lodyte by any stretch, but really? Just another example of why our country is so filled with hate. See ya.
What do you mean, “can’t be fired”. Holy crapola that’s all trumpstupid ever did was fire people. President Biden should go in on day 1 and fire every single one of dipwit trumps appointees. Day 1 people, day 1.
i thought the joke would be that you would think the red rascal was being briefed about a situation in a third-world country…& then in the end it would turn out to be the usa!
Why are the Trump loyalists griping at us, anyway? We don’t write/draw the friggin’ strip, we just [usually] enjoy it. I never gripe about “Mallard Fillmore” because I never read “Mallard Fillmore” and thus literally have nothing to gripe about in that regard. If someone’s forcing them to read “Doonesbury,” they should probably make inquiries about putting a stop to that. I sure as hell wouldn’t put up with being forced to read “Mallard Fillmore.”
Every second spent on something that you don’t like is a second that you could just as easily have spent on something that you do like. Then again, if Trump loyalists knew what was good for them, they wouldn’t be refusing to wear masks around each other, would they? :-|
A tape has just been released which shows Trump up to some big time shenanigans to find himself some more votes and to intimidate the Georgia Secretary of State in his attempt to do this. If it was anyone else, this alone would be grounds for impeachment. The Georgia SOS was obviously attempting to protect himself as he doesn’t want to be wrapped up in illegal wrong doing, anymore than the Georgia Governor wants to be a part of it. Other politicians don’t have the same Teflon status as Trump.
Tower-of-Jello-that-walks-like-a-man Cruz just apologized to Tuckums The Constipated Potato for calling the attack on the Capitol “a terrorist attack”. According to Carlson, “by no definition” was this a terrorist attack. Well, how about this definition from the FBI:
Domestic terrorism for the FBI’s purposes is referenced in US Code at 18 U.S.C. § 2331(5), and is defined as activities:
• Involving acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State;
• Appearing to be intended to: Intimidate or coerce a civilian population; or
o Influence the policy of government by intimidation or coercion; or
o Affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination or kidnapping;
and occurring primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Do Jeff’s parents count as civilians?
Blood-Poisoning Vermin almost 4 years ago
Nerve agents need a nervous system to be effective. A nervous system needs a brain. The Trumpistas have no brains. Ergo, nerve agents would be ineffective.
kaffekup almost 4 years ago
Well, I’m just glad it looks like Jeff isn’t one of them.
tudza Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Can’t we let the career bureaucrats duke it out among themselves while everyone else gets something accomplished?
Petercowen almost 4 years ago
My plan I see to sleep like a baby. Hope y’all got me a Nannie.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s easy to root out the Trumpists, just ask who won the election.
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 4 years ago
We do not use the term “civilian casualties” but collateral damage!! It sounds more “neutral,” in military-speak!!
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
If it is true that the seditionists cannot be fired then do what urban school districts do with the teachers who cannot cut it or are under investigation or have been accused.
Set up a room with some of the biggest meanest Biden supporters guarding the door. The MAGAts must report to their seat every day and remain there during business hours with a half hour lunch and two 15 minute breaks. First violation is a warning and second is the firing.
Got a complaint, MAGAt? Have Rudy and Sydney file your lawsuit.
RonaldByrd almost 4 years ago
Worry about 2024? I didn’t even expect to live this long…
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This is a great mission. Maybe the most difficult of all.
RonaldByrd almost 4 years ago
Wait, he receives his instructions via physical media? Where do you ever FIND reel-to-reel tape recorders these days? Receiving instructions on 8-track would be more efficient. Couldn’t he just get Alexa to take a message? Oh well. ;-)
David in Webb Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Democrats have embedded their liberal friends for years. That’s one of the reasons Trump had to fire so many people. Isn’t turn about fair play?
rudym300 almost 4 years ago
What pablum.
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
A President can’t just remove an appointee from independent federal agency such as the USPS. But the President can remove them for cause. Could a conflict of interest be a cause?
Masterskrain almost 4 years ago
It’s gonna be REALLY HARD for Lard-Butt to stage a “Comeback” from inside a 6X9 Prison Cell.
Susan00100 almost 4 years ago
Rick, throw that worthless POS you begot out of your house.
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
He’s got nerve, all right!
exitseven almost 4 years ago
So it was okay for Obama to leave a bunch of his minions to mount a resistance but when Trump does it it’s treason? At least Truedeau acknowledges that Trump will regain power in 20204.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
As long as the Federal Government keep doing the stuff they are supposed to do, like keeping things regulated and such, the civil servants at the top are just pencil pushers who sign stuff and talk blindly about stuff they don’t really understand. Business as usual.
Duka almost 4 years ago
“If Pence is arrested, Secretary Pompeo will save the election. Pence will be in jail awaiting trial for treason. He will face execution by firing squad.”— prediction by pro-Trump lawyer Lin Wood
The Moose Group almost 4 years ago
Well, I see nothing has changed. I used to love Doonesbury because of Trudeau’s sharp wit and unbiased skewering of both sides. I have all his books from the 70’s through the mid-80’s. However, somewhere in the 1990’s he became a mean-spirited, bitter man, filled with hatred of anything right-sided. I finally gave up and haven’t read any of his stuff for over twenty years.
Out of curiosity I pop on today and what do I see? A strip about killing Trump supporters. I’m not a Trump-lodyte by any stretch, but really? Just another example of why our country is so filled with hate. See ya.
Eric S almost 4 years ago
a tape reel drive in 2021??
quixotic3 almost 4 years ago
Pack them all up to the abandoned Walmart concentration camps.
RonaldByrd almost 4 years ago
Incidentally, is Jeff a character whose viewpoint we’re expected to agree with? Not as a general rule.
cactusjack99 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
What do you mean, “can’t be fired”. Holy crapola that’s all trumpstupid ever did was fire people. President Biden should go in on day 1 and fire every single one of dipwit trumps appointees. Day 1 people, day 1.
bunrabbit99 almost 4 years ago
i thought the joke would be that you would think the red rascal was being briefed about a situation in a third-world country…& then in the end it would turn out to be the usa!
RonaldByrd almost 4 years ago
Why are the Trump loyalists griping at us, anyway? We don’t write/draw the friggin’ strip, we just [usually] enjoy it. I never gripe about “Mallard Fillmore” because I never read “Mallard Fillmore” and thus literally have nothing to gripe about in that regard. If someone’s forcing them to read “Doonesbury,” they should probably make inquiries about putting a stop to that. I sure as hell wouldn’t put up with being forced to read “Mallard Fillmore.”
Every second spent on something that you don’t like is a second that you could just as easily have spent on something that you do like. Then again, if Trump loyalists knew what was good for them, they wouldn’t be refusing to wear masks around each other, would they? :-|
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Wow, he’s doing the same thing all Presidents do? Who know?
Will_Scarlet almost 4 years ago
Is anyone else going to point out how since the election, Trudeau hasn’t depicted Trump once?
JenSolo02 almost 4 years ago
Joanie has parented two very creative, yet delusional offspring! Luckily her granddaughter turned out brilliantly. My question is, HOW.
montessoriteacher almost 4 years ago
A tape has just been released which shows Trump up to some big time shenanigans to find himself some more votes and to intimidate the Georgia Secretary of State in his attempt to do this. If it was anyone else, this alone would be grounds for impeachment. The Georgia SOS was obviously attempting to protect himself as he doesn’t want to be wrapped up in illegal wrong doing, anymore than the Georgia Governor wants to be a part of it. Other politicians don’t have the same Teflon status as Trump.
Kip W almost 4 years ago
Nerve agents can be effective by steadily demanding and receiving 10% of all nerves.
childe_of_pan over 2 years ago
Tower-of-Jello-that-walks-like-a-man Cruz just apologized to Tuckums The Constipated Potato for calling the attack on the Capitol “a terrorist attack”. According to Carlson, “by no definition” was this a terrorist attack. Well, how about this definition from the FBI:
Domestic terrorism for the FBI’s purposes is referenced in US Code at 18 U.S.C. § 2331(5), and is defined as activities:
• Involving acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State;
• Appearing to be intended to: Intimidate or coerce a civilian population; or
o Influence the policy of government by intimidation or coercion; or
o Affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination or kidnapping;
and occurring primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States.
Walks like a duck…