Okay, how often do you click on “just one” cat video (“cat” in this case meaning anything that captures your personal interest) and realize that three hours have elapsed?
You know, I have the same fascination with the weather channel. Though my attention is directed a little further south. Still, I watch and sometimes I even listen.
My sister and brother-in-law came to visit us once. My wife and I both had errands to run one day. When we came back we found them slack-jawed and drooling while staring at Fox News on our TV. Prior to then, I didn’t even know we got Fox News on our TV.
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
Joke time. We need a diversion
Three male bodies are brought into the morgue with wide smiles on their cold dead faces
The detective calls the coroner to get more details.
The coroner replies " The first guy, 85 years old. Texas oil tycoon. Was making love to his 25 year old mistress when he had a massive coronary. "
Detective says " That makes sense. What about the next guy "
Coroner says * 25 years old from Vegas. Won the jackpot on the slots. Spent it all on old single malt scotch. Died of acute alcohol poisoning "
Detective says " I can understand why he’s smiling What about the last guy? "
Coroner replies " 72 years old. President of the US. Hit by lightening on the golf course. "
Detective asks " Why would he be smiling ? "
Coroner " He thought someone was taking his picture "
marilynnbyerly over 3 years ago
If a fly lands on his head, the whole nation will come to a complete stop to create memes.
Scorpio Premium Member over 3 years ago
I have a comment about certain news organisations, but all that will do is start a troll slinging contest.
wallylm over 3 years ago
When it comes to dancing eyebrows, I’m thinking Colbert ( but what are the girls doing being up that late on a school night?)!
Kveldulf over 3 years ago
Okay, how often do you click on “just one” cat video (“cat” in this case meaning anything that captures your personal interest) and realize that three hours have elapsed?
Be honest with yourself.
Bilan over 3 years ago
I thought Andy Rooney left 60 Minutes ten years ago.
Leojim over 3 years ago
Everybody else believes us, why don’t you believe us, you must believe us, you WILL believe us!
Enter.Name.Here over 3 years ago
“Obey the eyebrow hair. The eyebrow hair is your friend. All hair trimmers/groomers must be destroyed!”
sergioandrade Premium Member over 3 years ago
I actually have a white eyebrow hair that grows faster than my other hairs. I have to cut it every few months because it gets in my eye.
WGillete over 3 years ago
I’m fascinated by a couple of guys on FOX; their expressions never change. I’m wondering if they’re CGI or hand puppets.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
I don’t watch a lot of tv news. Gotta wonder who they’re talking about, it he exists.
c141starlifter over 3 years ago
This reminds me of watching DJT’s pompadour on a windy day. I keep thinking “Is it hairspray or super glue?”
Acworthless over 3 years ago
Let’s hear it for HD TV!
Kilrwat Premium Member over 3 years ago
Andy Rooney
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
You know, I have the same fascination with the weather channel. Though my attention is directed a little further south. Still, I watch and sometimes I even listen.
dflak over 3 years ago
My sister and brother-in-law came to visit us once. My wife and I both had errands to run one day. When we came back we found them slack-jawed and drooling while staring at Fox News on our TV. Prior to then, I didn’t even know we got Fox News on our TV.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 3 years ago
Don Cherry plays piano during show
https://www.businessinsider.com/don-cherry-piano-2011-12
Bill Löhr Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wow, all three of them agree on something. When did that last happen?
VickiP123 over 3 years ago
that’s awesome! lol!
mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wow, I could go viral….
Buspopcod over 3 years ago
Takes me back to the subliminal program plot “Whackets” from Max Headroom
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Reminds me of that Super Bowl commercial with Samuel Elliot and his dancing mustache.
paranormal over 3 years ago
I wonder if the guy is an Indian snake charmer…
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Meanwhile the cartoon brought Pence’s fly to mind.
myltlpony over 3 years ago
Thanks for the laugh out loud moment Wiley needed that
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I coached an AYSO soccer team called the “Green Lightening.” Team Mom couldn’t spell either.
MFRXIM Premium Member over 3 years ago
I feel the same way about batwing eyelashes and bright red lip color. I have to stop looking so I can hear what is being said.