Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 20, 2021

Time to defund it.

I’ve been losing weight. It’s easier when you don’t eat out for lunch. You control what you eat better (most lunch entrees do not feature vegetables and portion sizes are almost way too large).

At my advanced age, I am not worried about my metabolism slowing down any more. Any slower and I’d be dead.

Same trouble with key lock on my old phone. Locking keys avoids butt calling but when it won’t release it’s a pain in the same area.

Not by the hair on your chinny chin chins.

Moderately inflated.

Now that you suggest the need for changes sometimes, please remember or completely disregard what I learned while at "Gaze Inn’ and in a para-military unit: It’s terrific and part of your duty as a sane person to keep your house clean and swept at least 1 day per week and maybe even up to 6 days per week. but if it is clean and swept on a daily basis, oddly enough, 7 anti-dirt devils will be much too comfortable in your house since some devils are actually neat freaks and workaholics. "

When I’m wearing a mask, the facial recognition on my iPhone doesn’t work. I guess we all have our little first world problems.

There’s always the bananas and coconut diet. You can eat as much as you want but you’ve got to pick your own.

Many years ago I knew an attractive young woman who was rather short and plump. She decided to go on a diet and lost a lot of weight. She slimmed down amazingly, everywhere except her face. Her portrait still looked the same. She was a bit upset about that.

I just got a new Motorola G power the fingerprint thing doesn’t work worth squat, and I’m pretty sure my fingerprint hasn’t changed in 74 years.