Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for January 06, 2021

Okay, let’s maybe rephrase that question!

Every think you ate must be good, You survived this long.

I figured it out. The turned loose a group of three year olds and watch them.

Survival advice from a Filipino soldier whose expertise was jungle warfare (The question posed to him was how one can survive in the jungle if one’s rations were exhausted.): “You watch monkey. Monkey eat, you eat. Monkey no eat, you no eat. Monkey eat and die, you eat monkey.”

Of course, you may develop long term health problems. I’d better keep watching you.

You may experience “alternate” results.

Give it to Mikey. He won’t eat it he hates everything. Hey Mikey!! He Likes It.

And if he doesn’t “die,” he gets to keep ALL the food. ;)

I sometimes wonder how many people in early centuries ago died, from not knowing which plants or food were safe to eat, as we easily do now. Someone had to be the first way back then. Hey Grog, try this, it looks good?

If someone eats liver and doesn’t die, it doesn’t means it’s good. (Just my opinion.)

Why not just kill the monkey right off?