The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 07, 2021

Funny, Scott.

Anyone ever see a ladder rated for more than 300 pounds?

Ho Ho Ho!

If a glass of that is what you get for being a donor, I’d rethink it.

The Valley of the Jolly Green Giant is in Minnesota, where they speak with a bit of a Norskie accent. Due to a tragic misunderstanding involving Little Sprout, the Big Guy was hauled into court on a morals charge after he was overheard musing that he’d like to play with the Green Boy Peckers.

is his blood type vitamin A+?

It makes sense, but … … eeuuccchh.

I thought they would’ve tapped like a Sugar Maple.

Is he Type A or Grade A?

before he goes home they’ll have him veg for a while…

I’m not crazy about V8. I’ll take a Slant 6.

That would make a heck of a “bloody” Mary!

OK, fine. Just…just don’t ask where pesto comes from

I gave blood on Friday, so I get out of any hard work this weekend. Give blood!

Isn’t v-8 one of the after blood donation drinks?

Wow! I coulda had a Type AB Negative!

Tomorrow they have a blood drive at the Keebler Elf tree. Then they can ice the cookies they give you after your donation…

Stange setup there for the human donors – I never saw gravity work uphill like that!

If Mr.Spock ever needs a transfusion………

I’m guessing there are plenty more of his kind as the V8 section always seems well stocked no matter where I visit!

Thank God that’s not a catheter.

I guess Santa would donate hot coco???

Blood does NOT flow uphill, folks.

Isn’t V-8 red?

Hi sweetie, what big feet you have. Want a date?

Nurse give the patient two gallons of V8 with a vodka and Tabasco push. STAT.

That’s certainly why I don’t drink that stuff! There is no green food!

He’s the only one who donates through an ivy.

Isn’t V-8 red? I assume his ‘blood’ would be green…