You miss being able to TASTE the coffee, that way. And really is is not for TRUE coffee lovers. True coffee lovers do not drink coffee to wake up, they wake up, just so they can drink coffee.
I’ve never liked coffee. I tasted it by mistake when I was 4 (thought it prune juice, which I liked at the time, and it was in a clear bottle in the refrigerator) and again at the cub scouts meeting when I was 11. Threw up both times. Haven’t touched it since, thank goodness. My wife loves it, though. But she has good taste in men (me).
Egrayjames almost 4 years ago
I’ve been saying it for years…“If I weren’t afraid of needles you could hook me up to a morning coffee IV and I’d be a happy man!”
pathamil almost 4 years ago
Sign me up!!!
Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
I’m already well known for my Nuclear Coffee
Not that I haven’t thought about it, but this may be a bit extreme even for me
I was FRAMED!!!!!! almost 4 years ago
You miss being able to TASTE the coffee, that way. And really is is not for TRUE coffee lovers. True coffee lovers do not drink coffee to wake up, they wake up, just so they can drink coffee.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
Yep! It’s Monday morning. Hook me up Scottie!
42ntson almost 4 years ago
I have to get up, my coffee needs me.
Yakety Sax almost 4 years ago
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You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . .
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You don’t tan, you roast.
You short out motion detectors.
You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar.”
When someone says. “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.”
You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
You don’t sweat, you percolate.
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
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anomalous4 almost 4 years ago
No thanks, I’ll take mine the regular way so I can taste it!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
Like cocaine, you body adjusts to it until you reach a threshold. Then you must take it just to keep the withdrawal symptoms away with no buzz.
donhendon10 almost 4 years ago
I’ve never liked coffee. I tasted it by mistake when I was 4 (thought it prune juice, which I liked at the time, and it was in a clear bottle in the refrigerator) and again at the cub scouts meeting when I was 11. Threw up both times. Haven’t touched it since, thank goodness. My wife loves it, though. But she has good taste in men (me).
christelisbetty almost 4 years ago
Inhaling the steam clears the sinuses.
Rogers George Premium Member almost 4 years ago
At restaurants (ok, diners) I tell the waitress that that’s how we do our coffee in Minnesota.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Not being able to stick myself with needles is what’s kept me off of hard drugs…and mainlining coffee.
We has seen the enemy almost 4 years ago
“Good to the last … drip”