Lola by Todd Clark for January 20, 2021

Want some Half & Half with that?

Just say mocha with whipped cream, simple

The whipped cream can be piled on above the rim of the cup, totaling one and a half cups.

You half to make it for her.

Then put a small in a large cup and charge her double. She’ll never know.

Ronald Reagan’s math lives!

You and me both, Lola.

The whipped cream half goes on top.

You want sprinkles with that?

Nor with English. Perhaps you meant you never shone at Maths