Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 22, 2021

At least he’s not a racehorse (I guess).

They only poop once a week

The length of a minute changes depending upon which side of the bathroom door you are standing.

Be a cheetah and use the kitchen sink.

Quick. There’s still time. You can overtake him and close the door before he moves another inch.

Forget it and do what the bear did. There’s some woods behind the building…

Why couldn’t it have been a rushing racehorse?

Ok, if the cheetah eats the sloth, I can see that solving two problems.

Is you or is you ain’t a predator?

Go! You’ll be in and out before he manages anotherrr steppp…

ROFL, reminds me of the movie, ZOOTOPIA, where sloths worked at the DMV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aUC1VZQE1E

AGAIN! Thank you Gocomixers I can always count on you to explain what I don’t get!

Oh @Mark, I can FEEL that one!

That’s how I feel when I see a guy going into the bathroom looking at his phone.

Restrooms? They’re a dying breed. More and more gas stations don’t have them any more. And THAT’S before the pandemic.

Be thankful he isn’t taking “reading material” with him.

Just run down a floor!

And you thought slow walkers in the grocery store was bad…

It’s gonna be a while.

The worst part is, this is the only bathroom at the party. Like my new home, I have two boys that set up camp very often and I have to beg them to get out!