Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 23, 2021

At least he will be able to afford a great casket after the infection from the watch kills him.

Considering its value, I think the doctor would take or make the time to retrieve it.

If it has a built-in alarm, Rodney can’t sneak up on anyone.

LOL!

But if it were a TIMEX you would know that it could take a licken and still keep on ticken.

Time to see another doctor….

Did he fall off the horse?

It’s not a liquid investment though

will he be able to pawn his leg?

I suppose the Rolex came from Rodney Bay of St. Lucia ; good affordable doctors appreciate TIMEX spurts and a good Citizen.

It reminds me of the German medical joke. The physician is at the patient’s bedside. “The bad news is, we’ve amputated the wrong leg,” she says. The patient is immediately distraught; however, says the physician, “The other leg is doing MUCH better!”

But… It’s his lower leg that’s bandaged. Just where did the doc leave his watch?

No way. I’ll bet an Orderly nicked it off the sink. Rodney doesn’t have that kind of luck.

he left it in rod’s foot?

Thank you fixing my leg and for making me and my attorney rich on the soon to be filed malpractice suit……

Inside his foot??

And that is why I always took off my watch before operating and why I always wore a $25.00 Casio to the office.

It’s his leg/foot, how much room is there in there ?

Definition of ignominy. Getting mugged for a fake Rolex.

Definition of ignominy. Getting mugged for a fake Rolex.

That’s nothing Rodney, wait until you see the miscellaneous charge for $5,000 on your bill.

Reminds me of the joke about a yuppie whose BMW got side swiped. He yelled at the guy who did it and said “Look at my beemer!”The other guy said “You yuppies are so materialistic, you haven’t even noticed you lost an arm.”The yuppie looks where his left arm should be and yells “My Rolex, my Rolex!!”

Isn’t this the story of the crocodile in Peter Pan?

In time, this too shall pass.