Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 04, 2021

Well Austin … looks like Tarzan and Suzie are leaving you with Inky.

Sure, it’s more dramatic, but if they’ve already filmed half the film how will they explain this random jungle man suddenly swooping in…

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it is Tzan…

“Wheeee! That was fun. Let’s do that again, jungle hunk!”

Something tells me that Tarzan is going to end up as Austin’s stunt double.

The cheetah got cheated, Tarz got a cuddle, Austin going to be annoyed cause Tarz got further than he ever did with Sue, and my guess was right…..

Sure, now do some CGI to paste Austin’s face on Tarzan’s body and you’re all set.

I don’t know. Great idea, but we better get back with you on that one.

Even if Inky is tame, he better be declawed or there’s going to be some scarring on Sue’s body.

Suddenly, Sue is in love.

Inky wants a turn on the liana ride, too!

That pose Sue is making looks too graceful, she’s stealing the scene.

Tarzan wants to be in the movies?

I hear Sue is a swinger.

Sue-perb stunt, Tarzan.

Sue’s headlights are really bright today! Tarzan can’t help but stare. Inky is not happy.

Inky gets cheated once again while Tarzan stares at Sue French’s….er, well you figure it out!

Tarzan steals the show!

Cats don’t have talons.

“I dreamt I was rescued by an ape-man in my Maidenform™ bra…”

In the voice of Mae West; “Is that your vanishing knife against my back, or are you just happy to see me?”

So…Is he taking her home to meet Jane? I don’t think so. Tarzan!, you old dog!