Prickly City by Scott Stantis for January 19, 2021

You can remove that “thing” physically BUT, the stench will remain for decades to come!!

:-O

If he’s being hauled off to jail, we’ve got a shot at normal.

Tazers should be involved……just to keep him quiet. Hear me, TAZERS j!!

No, Winslow, nothing is ever normal.

But the last four have been as far from normal as it’s possible to get.

I don’t think that it’s true that tRump won’t go.

He wears diapers so that he can go whenever and wherever he wants.

From 2 weeks behind to 2 weeks ahead?…

Carmen, if you voted for the POtuS in 2020, you are on the wrong side of any type of correct thinking; it’s just psychologically, philosophically and theologically a fact.

First President in 150 years to not attend his successor’s inauguration. The outgoing First Lady will NOT greet the incoming First Lady, as has been American Tradition. They do not want to demonstrate a peaceful transfer of power because they do not CARE about the United States. Trump ONLY cares about his pathetic bruised little ego.

I would love it if the new President was welcomed into the White House by Carter, Clinton, Bush, and Obama. And let the disgusting parenthesis this nation has endured for four years be ignored, as he should be. Until the trial, that is.

I think the Rev. Martin Luther King said it best, “Free at last, Free at last, Thank God almighty we are free at last.”

After all his bluster over the last 4 years, he’s still not man enough to do something presidential.

“Seven hours later

We’re still in the durn the-A-ter

Takin turns a-nappin’,

Waitin’ fer sumthin’ to happen…"

— “Pal-Yat-Chee” (Spike Jones with Homer & Jethro)

I’m just wondering about a man who plans his own sendoff – apparently since nobody else will do so. A red carpet and a military band have been engaged. What are they supposed to play? “The Party’s Over”? That would be a good choice, but I suspect would not be in keeping with the desired image to be portrayed.

I want the souvenir stand with pop, candy, torches, pitchforks, pine tar, feathers, rails, and camera photo services.

Well Carmen, he did say that he wanted someone in uniform to be there for his departure.

I’d settle for “civil”.

watch out he sprays

The smell of the Repulsican stench is wafting throughout The Crime Cult.

It would have been great to see the Secret Service pick Trump up and carry him out of the White House. But to anybody who observed for four years that Trump never, ever fired in person any of the dozens of people he removed from his administration it was clear that he lacked the courage to push it that far.

To quote “Non Sequitur”, “Normal is a sliding scale, dear.”

A confusing comic today. And sadly he is not being dragged away by police yet.