Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 19, 2021

Wow, they haven’t hit a lot of growth spurts since then, have they?

I’m sure unicorns know time travel.

Also, Kindergarten Dakota is one edgy-looking five year-old.

Nothing wrong with a little rewriting.

Always wanting to be part of people’s (back)stories, doesn’t she that Marigold?

1. If 10-11 count as a few years ago, sure:-).

2. Marisue Heavenly Nostrils everybody:-).

Marigold has obtained Book of the End. (deep BLEACH reference) https://bleach.fandom.com/wiki/Sh%C5%ABkur%C5%8D_Tsukishima#Powers_.26_Abilities

So many fanfics get written that way!

“A FEW YEARS AGO”

(feels like asking this question: How “FEW”?)

Dakota seems to have mispronounced GYUH!

Because as we all know, every story needs more unicorns.

Finally the sad backstory of Phoebe and Dakota “friendship”.

Self-inserts are cringe, Marigold. Take it from me.

Of course young Phoebe is dressed like Millie.

Marigold is taking self inserts to new heights.

As far as Marigold is concerned, she’s the star of every story.

If Marigold were human, I’d punch her.

Looking back to when you were young…

A friendship for life, even if they don’t realize it

sheeeeeeeeeeeesh. >:(

Cue the Grand Entrance of the ʊռɨƈօʀռ!™

[ ✨❤️✨ ] Love™

Take off.

I guess Dakota said stuff like “Gyuh” ever since she was little

whoa…now i’m starting to think mG is actually Paris Hilton

(Paris Hilton clearly inserted herself into the timeline in the mid to late 90s)

My gods they are ADORABLE

Dakota had some really special outfits back in kindergarten, didn’t she? :)