Herman by Jim Unger for January 27, 2021

Silly question!

This game stinks. No, wait, it’s not the game that stinks.

Pick walkies and watch the second half. At least if the game is football.

If the dog doesn’t pick walkies, you’ll be adding “clean up carpet” to your other choice.

It’s go for walkies or I’ll have the bone in your leg!

From the guy’s build, it appears the dog chose the bone way too often.

Over the lifespans of ten different dogs, bone wins, every time.

He’s got a bone to pick, er, he’s got to pick the bone.

Woof!

gimme walkies – i don’t do sports

Bone and football it seems.

OK, now you choose, walkie or clean-up the mess.

Sure, says the dog, you watch the game and I’ll just drop my load on your carpet.

Nice rug you have in front of the TV governor.

HAHAHA