Herman by Jim Unger for January 28, 2021

I know you’ve got something to throw, that always works.

Report from Mar a Lago?

Naw, looks more like the white house.

I stared at my dog while he was eating once. He looked back at me, I told him, “Well, you started this.”

“As we stealthfully approach the cage we can observe the rare Cockney Ape enjoying it’s favorite food.”

Just fling some poo at him.

Unger may have lived in Canada, where I met him once, but the phrasing here betrays his British roots.

Uncle Charlie, what are you doing locked up like that?……

The penguins are off playing hockey.

“It’s my lunch hour, Sir! You WILL be hearing from my United Ape Workers rep about this violation.”

The ape has appeal! (Get it? … A peel…. I’ll go now… )

most excellent