Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 25, 2021

Save the station by jettisoning extra ballast. Start with Cliff.

Don’t cry over spilt milk. Just become Irritable Belle.

Kill him.

He’s really milking the situation!

Now we know why the cow jumped over the moon. It was on it’s way to the space station.

What is Cliff’s job? The station’s engineer, you say? So it’s Cliff’s job to maintain the station’s systems. So Cliff must fix the Control Console, the Solar Array, and restore power to the station. This is a real cliffhanger! What will happen? Tune in tomorrow! same Cliff time… same Cliff channel…

At times like this I realize that Cliff is no engineer. A man with this much incompetence belongs in upper management.

He had the milk with him because he planned to eat breakfast after he fastened the sign, “Absolutely no food or drink in this area!” over the control console.

Youz arr oll dumed.

Pepsi syndrome!

Now, it’s time to show Cliff the Milk of Human… Irritability…

There’s always breast feeding

“And there’s a backlog of hot brownies.”

Worse, he put the cow out the airlock to graze.

Don’t worry Pam the milk is all reconstituted fit for space unfit for human consumption ilk

no use crying

What was Cliff doing with a gallon of milk in the first place?

It’s not like he’s into a Healthy Diet.

No milk?! What will I put my strawberry Quik into now?!