To #2: “I’ll charge your battery, darlin’. Woo-hoo.”
Looks like he got swiped in the wrong direction. Probably also an Android asking out the IOS gals.
iLone again, naturally.
Those phones are locked buddy, you might have to resort to a pre-paid plan to get any reception. Make sure you use screen protection!
He wouldn’t have gotten past “first base” anyway. They’re encrypted.
looks like they don’t get much of a charge out of him…
You need a burner phone date…….
Smart-aleck phones!
Not enough Bars.
They’re all car phones, so it must be a Carbucks.
All those phoney excuses.
He got burner-ed.
Computer dating?
I am washing my SD card tonight.
They can’t help it – he’s a turnoff.
Nothing is new under the sun.
He’s still showing 3 bars to try for a reception.
You can’t trust anybody you meet in a free wi-fi bar.
That’s what you get when you ask a smart-aleck phone out.
Try Siri, I hear she’ll go with anyone who picks her up.
No wonder he has trouble, he’s am iPhone, it’s always me, me, me.
Let me unlock your screen for you. casually falls on her
Another $1200 loser.
Even Male Smartphones won’t take “NO” for a legitimate answer. How sad.
Those Androids just won’t have anything to do with that rotten Apple.
Guess he doesn’t know the password.
They all gave him the reboot. He should have figured that was appt to happen. (Too bad; those gals are real Firefoxes!)
Sam sung his heart out, but still got no reception.
Shot down 4 times at once. Ouch!
So much for networking.
They’re not just iPhones, they’re notYouPhones.
Bluetooth pairing rejections.
“Our calendars are incompatible.”
What bunch of phone-y excuses.
All I asked for was a date. It’s not like I wanted to go out with you or something. Any date would do: 1/29/2021 for example.
GreasyOldTam over 3 years ago
To #2: “I’ll charge your battery, darlin’. Woo-hoo.”
Ahuehuete over 3 years ago
Looks like he got swiped in the wrong direction. Probably also an Android asking out the IOS gals.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
iLone again, naturally.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Those phones are locked buddy, you might have to resort to a pre-paid plan to get any reception. Make sure you use screen protection!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago
He wouldn’t have gotten past “first base” anyway. They’re encrypted.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
looks like they don’t get much of a charge out of him…
Zykoic over 3 years ago
You need a burner phone date…….
iggyman over 3 years ago
Smart-aleck phones!
scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not enough Bars.
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
They’re all car phones, so it must be a Carbucks.
Gent over 3 years ago
All those phoney excuses.
jel354 over 3 years ago
He got burner-ed.
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Computer dating?
joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago
I am washing my SD card tonight.
Lady loves a joke over 3 years ago
They can’t help it – he’s a turnoff.
walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nothing is new under the sun.
Fantom Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s still showing 3 bars to try for a reception.
BearsDown Premium Member over 3 years ago
You can’t trust anybody you meet in a free wi-fi bar.
uniquename over 3 years ago
That’s what you get when you ask a smart-aleck phone out.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Try Siri, I hear she’ll go with anyone who picks her up.
hoffquotes2 over 3 years ago
No wonder he has trouble, he’s am iPhone, it’s always me, me, me.
Nougat over 3 years ago
Let me unlock your screen for you. casually falls on her
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Another $1200 loser.
artheaded1 over 3 years ago
Even Male Smartphones won’t take “NO” for a legitimate answer. How sad.
COL Crash over 3 years ago
Those Androids just won’t have anything to do with that rotten Apple.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Guess he doesn’t know the password.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
They all gave him the reboot. He should have figured that was appt to happen. (Too bad; those gals are real Firefoxes!)
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Sam sung his heart out, but still got no reception.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago
Shot down 4 times at once. Ouch!
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
So much for networking.
Bilan over 3 years ago
They’re not just iPhones, they’re notYouPhones.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
Bluetooth pairing rejections.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
“Our calendars are incompatible.”
tinstar over 3 years ago
What bunch of phone-y excuses.
ekke over 3 years ago
All I asked for was a date. It’s not like I wanted to go out with you or something. Any date would do: 1/29/2021 for example.