Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 29, 2021

What happened to Downboy?

When Republicans have dogs.

WOW! It’s funny, but I have a cat with the same name!

i had a friend who named his dog Damnit…..come here damnit!

How about “Hey!” Hey! Get down from there. Hey! Stop barking.

They can’t make up their minds. I’m either Rover or Good Dog. It’s confusing.

My two sons names are “Damnit Eric” and “Knockitoff Sean.”

My sister-in-law complained about being the youngest of three girls in her family. Her mother had a child whose name was her two older sisters (in descending age order) and then her name.

She really became upset when one day the dog got top billing over her.

Over on Pickles, ERBAN2 thinks Roscoe’s first name is Precious.

No kidding! Is No kidding?

That’s what my wife calls me…

In my house the No comes after the first name, to differentiate which dog is misbehaving.

I know babies and small children who believe they have the same name.

I knew an old hooker who had a dog named Tiz. It usually got lost on week ends, because you could hear her calling, “Hear Tiz.”

N/O way is short for 7/8 in chemistry tables that lean toward oxygen as the O part of NO…… ah, there might be a STAHL tactic here.

I’ve known a few dogs that their first name was BAD.

Is your last name Baddog ?

That must be the neighbor’s dog’s name too, cause that’s all I hear him say.

The puppy is “Stop That”.

I recall an old Marmaduke cartoon, in which the kid who owned him told another kid, “His name is Marmaduke, but he’s called everything but that.”

Mine has three names, Stop It, Damnit! It does get confusing though because I have three.

We have three dogs, so their last names are No! Pippa! No!, Nessie! No!, And Cindi Lou Hell No!