Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 22, 2021

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 4 years ago

    Hereā€™s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/hair-today-guida-tomorrow/

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 4 years ago

    My thanks to long-time Last Kiss fan Jim Guida for writing this gag. Jim, though, doesnā€™t claim sole credit for the gag. As Jim puts it:

    ā€œā€¦the ā€˜nose hairā€™ joke was sort of stolen from an episode of FRIENDS, when Jennifer Aniston is looking at her Dad, as he lies in a hospital bed, and says, ā€˜Well, I see the nose and ear trimmer I got you was a waste of money.ā€™ ā€

    Oh, Jim! Professional humorists donā€™t steal jokes. They borrow and re-interpret them. So, congratulations. Youā€™re now a professional!

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    nosirrom  about 4 years ago

    Nose hair? You mean Iā€™ve been using it on the wrong part of my body?

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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    she makes a great looking corpseā€¦

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    Say What Nowā€½ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Let me guess, they are a married couple.

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Nose hair exist for your protection. Donā€™t trim them.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Nose hair? I thought that I was trying to grow a mustache.

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    pcolli  about 4 years ago

    Does she have ear hair as well?

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    Dobby53 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    1964. By god, that was when men were men and designed real pointy bras for women (and some men- but we wonā€™t talk about them ā€“ looking at you J E Hoover).

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    Pocosdad  about 4 years ago

    Will he next peek under her skirt to see if sheā€™s been using the bikini line trimmer that he gave to her?

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    Ontman  about 4 years ago

    Women have nose hair??

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    P51Strega  about 4 years ago

    Definitely their ā€œLast Kissā€.

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    Calvins Brother  about 4 years ago

    With bullets like those, Iā€™d be bringing her back from the dead!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Oh, I canā€™t do him any more. Heā€™s so picky!

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    Ryan Plut  about 4 years ago

    I like how, even when sheā€™s laying on her back, sheā€™s STILL standing proud!

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    PaulLeckner  about 4 years ago

    Politicians steal slogans, ā€œBuild Back Bigger Betterā€, and whole speeches!

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    Craig Westlake  about 4 years ago

    ā€œAnd I see youā€™re not happy about the inflatable bra eitherā€ā€¦

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    sevaar777  about 4 years ago

    Only works with opossums.

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    flashdrive1988  about 4 years ago

    Work on the bad breath, sweetie. Try garlic and cloves mixed with aged raw egg ā€¦ or any deer repellent should get rid of him.

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    Vet Premium Member about 4 years ago

    He would not have left you laying thereā€¦ā€¦ā€¦dead chicks canā€™t say No. Mortician humor.

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    flashdrive1988  about 4 years ago

    Sweetie, Iā€™ll give you some sneezing powder, if you will come to see me after it clears up.

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    cleokaya  about 4 years ago

    My wifeā€™s ex gave her a broom for Valentineā€™s Day

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