Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 22, 2021

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 4 years ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/hair-today-guida-tomorrow/

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 4 years ago

    My thanks to long-time Last Kiss fan Jim Guida for writing this gag. Jim, though, doesn’t claim sole credit for the gag. As Jim puts it:

    “…the ‘nose hair’ joke was sort of stolen from an episode of FRIENDS, when Jennifer Aniston is looking at her Dad, as he lies in a hospital bed, and says, ‘Well, I see the nose and ear trimmer I got you was a waste of money.’ ”

    Oh, Jim! Professional humorists don’t steal jokes. They borrow and re-interpret them. So, congratulations. You’re now a professional!

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    Nose hair? You mean I’ve been using it on the wrong part of my body?

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    she makes a great looking corpse…

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Let me guess, they are a married couple.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Nose hair exist for your protection. Don’t trim them.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Nose hair? I thought that I was trying to grow a mustache.

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    pcolli  almost 4 years ago

    Does she have ear hair as well?

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    Dobby53 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    1964. By god, that was when men were men and designed real pointy bras for women (and some men- but we won’t talk about them – looking at you J E Hoover).

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    Pocosdad  almost 4 years ago

    Will he next peek under her skirt to see if she’s been using the bikini line trimmer that he gave to her?

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    Ontman  almost 4 years ago

    Women have nose hair??

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    Definitely their “Last Kiss”.

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    Calvins Brother  almost 4 years ago

    With bullets like those, I’d be bringing her back from the dead!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Oh, I can’t do him any more. He’s so picky!

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    Ryan Plut  almost 4 years ago

    I like how, even when she’s laying on her back, she’s STILL standing proud!

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    PaulLeckner  almost 4 years ago

    Politicians steal slogans, “Build Back Bigger Better”, and whole speeches!

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    Craig Westlake  almost 4 years ago

    “And I see you’re not happy about the inflatable bra either”…

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    sevaar777  almost 4 years ago

    Only works with opossums.

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    flashdrive1988  almost 4 years ago

    Work on the bad breath, sweetie. Try garlic and cloves mixed with aged raw egg … or any deer repellent should get rid of him.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He would not have left you laying there………dead chicks can’t say No. Mortician humor.

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    flashdrive1988  almost 4 years ago

    Sweetie, I’ll give you some sneezing powder, if you will come to see me after it clears up.

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    cleokaya  almost 4 years ago

    My wife’s ex gave her a broom for Valentine’s Day

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