Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 17, 2021

I’ve done that with my beer before, but it was because of the beer.

Or at least have a lid over it.

Agreed.

Don’t spill it on your cotton candy hair.

I could never do that before my first cup of the day.

I got out of the pool to fetch glass of red wine for my wife and I from the kitchen. I slipped, with full glass in each hand, on the wet floor. I did not fall and regained my balance only by flailing my arms around. It took days to find and eliminate all the stains.

Inhale. Exhale. Repeat.

I used to like making people throw their coffee (, and the occasional burst through the nose). That they were throwing it on or at me was half the fun! Sometimes I miss working for a living.

I always thought leaving my hands at my sides would be a better demonstration of apathy.

Which means you really do care.

You should also be careful drinking coffee while reading gocomics.

If you really don’t care, you keep the Full Coffee Cup in your hand.