Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 13, 2021

Don’t know…I don’t play video games. (…does Solitaire count?)

PMS? What’s that?

I have a defensive measure against women with PMS. I carry potato chips and M&Ms. If I get attacked, I throw them into the air like chaff to confuse a surface to air missile and I make my getaway.

I am writing a fictitious book called “101 Reasons I am Glad I’m not a Girl.” Whenever I hear of a woman’s issue or “female problem” I blurt out a number. PMS is one of the lower numbers. Some of them are sexist (like this one), some of them are trivial (like “As a man, the world is your urinal”), some of them are biological (women’s plumbing and body chemistry are way too complicated) and many of them are sociological (pay differences, having the status of chattel in some cultures).

Please don’t take this the wrong way, ladies, I’m glad you’re here (not only would life be impossible without you, but it would be a lot less interesting), but I am also glad I’m not one of you.

I think it’s easier being a guy. Besides after nearly 72 years of being one, I’m not about to switch. I’d have to buy a whole new wardrobe and I don’t think I could learn how to put on a bra.

“PMS” or the senseless tantrum of an immature man-child?

I thought that happened when their football team loses!

I guess I missed out on that particular emotion.

Whoever wrote "I Enjoy Being A Girl " must’ve been a man!!

When women get PMS, it means PreMenstrual Syndrome.

For men, it means Pack My Suitcase.

Post Macho Syndrome is very debilitating.