Garfield by Jim Davis for March 12, 2021

eh not as good as Heathcliff

Football is rough, paper cuts are rougher.

Jon will always be, the Master of disaster.

You tried, Jon. That is important.

Sounds like Jon

I don’t recall ever having to fill out applications to enroll in school activities.

I don’t think Jon was CUT out for football, or foosball.

WOW, that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard

Did the paper-cut leave him in … stitches ?

A stitch in time saves … meh … forget it.

Literally cut from the team.

Even a professional footballer would tell you, nothing worse than a paper cut!

That’s actually sad……

Why would Jon need to fill out an application just to play high school football?

Jon was an End, Guard & Tackle … he sat at the End of the bench, Guarded the water, and Tackled anyone who came close.

Consider yourself lucky that’s all you got.

Must’ve affected his throw

Jon is the only person to get a paper cut on the level of broken bones.

Oh yep been there done that;)

Hmmm…a “Garfield minus Garfield” with Jon and Liz?

Devastating.

Hey, don’t look at us, Liz, you chose him.

Paper cut, There was blood on the paper and blood all around And a great big puddle of blood on the ground. Football Nevermore.

This is why I don’t like playing football

Hahaha!

oof that is just sad

From there, Jon soon joined the High school Polka club.

Only join could do that

seriously Jon?!

off-topic but who wants US Acres back

You might want to think about marrying her real soon before she wises up……

Come on, Jon, stop being such a wimp and start manning up!

Today, he’d still get a participation trophy.

My mom wouldn’t let me play football. I think maybe she was right.

Color Liz unimpressed.

They used Jon for their football.

I would have thought he would have put the helmet on backwards…

LOL!

I got cut for handing out towels that weren’t dry yet.

“I cut my finger on my Mom’s ring. I hope I can still dance.”

he oughta sue the school

Jon gives a perfect example of being a wuss in sport today. #sad :(

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Paper cuts aren’t funny. They can really hurt.

Why is paperwork so important even for playing football. I thought it was only important in the toilet.

Did you really have to tell her that? Now she thinks less of you.

Jon keeps getting hurt…even from the smallest thing.