Close to Home by John McPherson for January 30, 2021

Looks like Bleeb and Dalcon are about to do battle. Careful Bleeb, Dalcon has a club.

At least he’s not wearing a diaper.

Looks like Dalcon is going at Bleeb with a cocktail fork! Meanwhile, gaunchy guy is enjoying the quarantine…

Instead of Monday Night Football, it will be Friday night alien Showdown.

Chug one for me big guy and give Bleeb a high 5 or whatever he has.

Get out from under there, Bleeb! ( and take greenie with you)

She is outta there!

They’re starting to proliferate like cockroaches!!!

“A man marries a woman thinking she’ll never change, but she always does. A woman marries a man thinking he’ll change, but he never does.” If that’s true (and many think it is), then he was that way when she married him, he didn’t change into that, so she knew what he was like from the start. Guess she thought she’d be the first to be able to change her man?

Help! My eyes! I can’t see!

Not a chance Hon

Run, Bleeb! Dalcon’s got a micro-machete!

Is Bleeb in Danger? Does Dalcon have a wand? Where did that guys pants go? Apparently, I’m inquisitive today. Totally ignoring the inspirational poster hint.

What’s the problem? He changes those jockeys every other month, whether they need it or not.

Nothing like watching the Super Bowl in your tighty- whitys- Burp! Looks like it inspired violence among the aliens!

I say she’s given up and is taking it DOWN. (The hammer is to remove the nail from the wall.)

Good luck with that sign……

I wonder how many are living this life thanks to the virus.

Not what Gandhi had in mind

Someone’s been hanging out with Homer and Barney I see

“Honey… I get your point… and before I get up and clean this mess up, I gotta ask… what exactly is a “Lummox” anyway?”

When did Bleep get a friend? I noticed last week.

I think the wife could employ a better more direct way to use that hammer to solve her problem.

At least we didn’t catch when he was scratchin’ his nether region.

Problem is, she’s being too subtle. (He probably can’t read.)

I love seeing Bleeb and Dalcon together in the comic even if they are battling it out.

That’s a plus, Bill????

Why is she still there when it has reached this point? Must be his animal magnetism or maybe his charm and witty conversation. At least it’s the inner him and not superficial.

Oh. My. GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Launch one, Bleeb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)