Pluggers by Rick McKee for February 03, 2021

Warning! Hairy crack!

You know you’re a Plugger when you ignore anything less than a quarter.

At least a Plugger’s pants slide down accidentally unlike the young punks who let their pants slide down deliberately! ;D

You know you’re a Plugger when your pants keep shrinking on you…

who sees London and France?

And believe it or not, I don’t wanna see their moons. Please, won’t someone give them suspenders?

Plumber pluggers perhaps.

Slip slidin’ away….

That is why one uses suspenders or a belt !

Stop that before I belt you…

Pluggers have been showing their underwear long before the younger generation moved it into a fashion tend. We didn’t even buy printed or colored shorts just for the occasion.

Get real, pluggers wear suspenders.

Seriously, this bear sample and many so-called ‘punks’ that let their boxers show instead of their cleavage are dressed better than the skanky women who let their clothes slide off to near nakedness on shows like ‘Baywatch’ and ‘The Bachelor’ if you are using just scales regarding coverage rulings.

Hypocrisy spreads like a plague.

Lot of Walmart shoppers are pluggers.

Always a problem when your butt is smaller than your gut.

you know you’re a plugger when you pick up coins off the sidewalk

All my life, I’ve had no ass, not even as a cub. I need suspenders and a belt or I’m hitchin’ the britches all day. Maybe I should try falsies…

Cheeky.

Pretty sure that just means I’m getting old and have no hips left.

Pluggers’ bathrobes ‘accidentally’ fall open all the time too!

Can’t understand the extreme-turns our “sportswear” has taken since the 60’s. I mean, look at the game of REAL-basketball: Then, we wore ’tighty’s’, playin’ in a ‘justified’-version of skivvies. Now? They wear feed-sacks, with ads on ’em.

And you wonder why (at the time) it was a male-dominated sport, dependent-upon female cheerleaders for that ‘team-spirit’, lol! ☺

Suspender time?

Bad thought: Commando

You know you’re a Plugger if you actually bend down to pick up a coin off the ground…

For me, I have to worry about losing my pants if I reach UP for something. I’ve had some embarrassing moments reaching top shelves in the grocery store.