Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 31, 2021

Definitely a million dollar idea. Do they cost $19.99?

And that’s where they make their money…

I hate it when the pill peddlers promise to cure your ills, but after you buy $250 worth they tell you that it works so much better if you supplement with another pill, and then another.

Somewhere a “plate diet plan” is being concocted…All you eat are plates and you are supposedly supposed to lose weight!

The perfect sales pitch!

They’re called tortillas.

But Wait there’s more….Order now & get this bamboo steamer, cause how else would you eat bamboo but steamed?

Bread bowls for soup, apple skin (for apples of course), chocolate bowls (for ice cream), and chocolate liquor cups.

They’re called Bread Bowls.

In parts of India some foods are served on a piece of Banana leaf. When you finish you throw it on the ground for the cows to eat. No dishes to wash!

Where have I heard that before?

The Candy Man makes everything he bakesSatisfying and deliciousNow you talk about your childhood wishesYou can even eat the dishes — Sammy Davis Jr.

How thoughtful of him to name the product after you.

But wait. There’s more!!!!!

Friend had vacation in India. Rode the train. Had a cup of tea, small and hot. Had to drink fast before the cup dissolved because the cup was made of compressed and dried cow dung. So he said. Might have been pranking us.

San Jose CA City Hall had a cafeteria on the lower level. Instead of using plastic utensils, They were told to use ones made from compressed paper. They had to stop. If the soup was hot, the spoon would dissolve before it could be eaten.

Isn’t that the idea behind sandwiches?

Gaylord is at least 2000 years too late. The trencher has been around at least that long.

But wait…there’s more…..

Gaylord is a great entrepreneur! His idea will make millions!

And, for a small fee, I get you on his limited list of partners (S & H extra)….