Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 07, 2021

There IS body checking in EVERYTHING as far as Lucy is concerned.;-D

Just imagine Miss van Pelt doing that at PGA/LPGA games.

Where is the “Famous Sportswriter” to throw his typewriter when you need him?

She just needs to get in there to pull the ball away at the last moment.

Golf Without Limits

She was playing the ball, and you stepped in her way.

Now I’m not quite sure if it really was a car crash that brought Tiger woods into hospital…

There ought to be. It may make the game interesting to watch, maybe.

As many rules as there are in golf, my bet is that it is actually covered.

I think it’s more because they were wearing baseball caps on the golf course, and she was expecting a baseball game.

Charlie Brown you do have a club in don’t you? Use it!

Lucy is just playing Calvingolf

There should be!

Lucy doesn’t understand the concept of “Rules that stop her from doing what she wants.”

I’m gonna try that one day.

Lucy could have invented “Extreme Golf” and made millions…

Golf would be so much more enjoyable if it were a contact sport.

That’s supposed to be, “There’s no crying in baseball”.

Is Good Old Charlie Brown wearing a helmet on his bottom?

OR HIT IN THE HEAD WITH THE CLUB

Hockey golf?

Reminds me of Mad Magazine’s “Basebrawl”, with both offensive and defensive players at each position. https://usualgangofidiots.tumblr.com/post/32947887184/headsplitopen-al-jaffees-all-time-great/amp

No body checking in golf? There should be.

This is the first I’ve ever known that the Peanuts crew played golf.

Isn’t this the premise of that Adam Sandler movie?

No matter what sport, Lucy always likes taking the ball away.

Maybe that’s Lucy’s long-delayed reaction to CB’s answer over in Peanuts Begins today… :-P

Perhaps some new rules:

1. Defending golfers are allowed to physically interfere with the offensive golfer.

2. The offensive golfer is allowed to strike defending golfers with any club.

3. Helmets and pads must be worn at all times.

Who would ever let young kids like this onto a golf course? CB can play, and have child size equipment on a barber’s salary?… (my deep thoughts for today ; ) My other side hopes he clobbers her with his best driver.

Seeing that there exist chess boxing, american foot ball golf couldn’t be too far.

R.I.P Charlie Brown 1950-2021

That’s why I don’t care that much for golf. There’s no defense.

Wow she is a sociopath, and violent. Maybe she needs counseling.

Senior PE teacher at my HS was “Coach Nate.” His favorite phrase, whatever the sport, was “Body Check Him!” He believed it was not a good game if there was not a little blood. Was actually kindof fun, even though I was only 70 pounds at the time.

Tiger believes in body checking, except he seems to do it on himself by using a car. I would have thought he was smarter than that, but. . . .

Charlie Brown is holding his “Lucy club” he wants to hit it but he can’t!

There should be, tv ratings would go way up. Maybe throw in someone with a shotgun to take skeet shots at balls in flight also; 2 shot penalty if your ball is blasted.

Darby Conley might say that Chuck felt “a little Lucy coming on.”

But there should be.

Well, it’s a long time until football season. Lucy has to do something to have fun.

Would make the sport more interesting though…..

The Prague hockey player’s violent effort to pay for the party’s dinner: Czech check check… ☺

Nice detail with the ball washer.

Note that she didn’t body check him; she blatantly slugged him, looking at her fists.

I am with Lucy on this one. I always felt they should find some way to add some defence to golf.

there should be…always wanted to hear someone like John Madden to report on the games for PGA

she is looking for anyway to be a bully to Charlie Brown.

Wasn’t that a commercial back in the day?

Well, the game was spoiling a good walk.

Charlie Brown should wrap the golf club around her neck

I’ve always wanted to play skeet golf

Lucy should have known she almost became a golf champion.

Full Contact Golf, not for the faint of heart.

Charlie needs to work on his follow through, so his club gets the back of her head.

Five minute penalty for Lucy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez16Z1BV3Q0