Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 09, 2021

Ask for your money back, or with whatever you paid her.

Pawm reader?

She was right – he found ME!

You needed a seer to tell you that?

The fur will not come off of the pant leg thus marking the spot for the next cat ;-)

You will meet a tall allergic stranger – you will rub fur on his pant leg.

Be careful, you know paw-reading is an inexact science!

You will own him after that.

And he will not let you sit on the kitchen counter.

paws reading?

…and hork in his shoes

Clearly she’s a psycat.

It would be a worse prediction to rub fur on HIS formal, full length skirt.

Yesterday we saw the dog bonding with his family, and today we see the cat seeking advice on love from a Paw Reader. I fear that happy couple has broken up.

He will be wearing black pants.

Somebody needs to introduce Harry and Steve to the Khajiit, cat folk of Skyrim.

Wow… that ranks right up there with predicting gravity will still work tomorrow morning when you get out of bed

I’ve noticed in our current dryer that the cat fur accumulates in one corner of the lint filter while the fabric lint is uniformly distributed on the screen.

Well, yeah.

A fore mentioned stranger will give you a good kick in the slats!

Pants leg please.You don’t buy a pair of pants, unless you run a long way. Or in my case trotted a short distance.Same with mathematics. Note the final letter. That makes the abbreviation maths.Pedant from down under