Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 12, 2021

What’s next for Dr. Mel?? Branching out into proctology via telemedicine??

/SNARK/

Telesurgery, Oldbot, the web and Mel on the joystick should be able to remove whatever ales you. Wait link broken, hold on Winky while the doctor reboots the connection.

Too bad space ships don’t use doorknobs.

Next stage….. online colonoscopy.

A skate and a rock should take care of it.

Dr. Mel needs to ask his patient questions (to answer) while having him pull out his own tooth.

Can’t find the video, nut back in the 90’s there was a segment about a guy who did dentistry on himself. If I remember correctly, I think he said he saved $80,000 USD by doing it. https://www.reddit.com/r/GoForGold/comments/22t5k6/looking_for_a_daily_show_segment_from_the_mid/

I’ve been practicing telepsychiatry for years now. Mostly on GoComics.

Dr. Mel could have his patient follow these instructions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJmCWx_yPsg

I just went to the dentist yesterday for the first time in a year. I’ve had my first dose of the vaccine. I had to gargle with a peroxide solution for a full minute before they would work on my mouth.

DR Mel’s venture into Online Appendix Removal, sadly, did not go well at all.