Pickles by Brian Crane for February 17, 2021

A little vain are we Opal.

Does this comment make my head look fat?

It’s about your sister, OK?

you’re not much to have a sense of humor, do you, Opal?

The Three Stooges always said nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Actually, not always. Only when they were Moe, Larry and Curly. Not Moe, Larry and Shemp. Or Moe, Larry and Curly Joe. Or Moe, Larry and Joe Besser. :)

Wish we had Roscoe’s Eyes to watch !

Time to get up for a Cup of Tea , Earl

Watch out, she’s armed with dangerous stilettos.

Oy! Opal sometimes makes an ash of herself…

“No matter WHAT you’re thinking, Earl, it’s WRONG! I’ll make sure of it!”

Roscoe should be laying next to the Bunny slippers today , but no , So sad , so sad . : (

Earl can’t win for losing.

Because there’s never anything funny about you, Opal. You have no sense of humor.

There’s just NO PLEASING that woman.!!

Look at the grouse!

Because Opal (see I got it right today) you are not a comedian. ’Nuff said! nyuk nyuk nyuk!

“the food here is AWFUL… and such small portions” …what made me think of that?

And there you have it….poor Earl!

The measure of having lived a good life, I think, is having memories to draw on of funny things, of happy times or challenges survived. The trick is realizing you are living a good life by recognizing the moments when they come.

Earl is always in a pickle.

Anyway, there was no right answer, Earl.

Because I don’t think you are very funny.

“Because you are too smart and too classy to do something that silly. I almost didn’t do it myself.”

Soitenly!

because I don’t want to be in the doghouse.

Is she looking for an argument?

Earl, that’s a no win question from Opal and it’s better not to answer her!

I read this in the paper lol