Close to Home by John McPherson for February 12, 2021

Is there anything these new fangled smart phones can’t do.

That looks like a good app.

Just be sure to turn off the app when you answer calls.

Does it give haircuts too?

That thing must have a very good battery in it !

Of course, it takes 4 years to do the lawn, but it’s a great app.

Drawn slightly wrong. Phone sits where it can see, then guides lawnmower. (converted Roomba)

As soon as it learns to cook it’s marriage material.

The only problem with the lawn mower app is it takes 47 days to mower the lawn.

Just be careful carrying it in your pocket…

I just take an app while it does all the work.

I trust the garden is not too large! The battery will run out before it finishes.

Ah snap. Now that I think of it, we are on the way to mowing season and hay fever times. …whoopie..wee

Now, the cell phones are getting me close to wanting one!

Buy your grandkids a cell phone for mowing the lawn. Like the app it might work once or twice.

Dear God! Please tell me those aren’t Bleeb’s antennae sticking up on the far side of the phone!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

Hello!

Hey… it’s me… your lawnmower! We need to talk!

just hoe lazy can a person be. i’m sure the battery will die out before the job is done.

Or build a replica of Battlebots’ Tombstone bot. RC grass cutting.

Wrong number. My phone missed it’s calling.

Must take all day!

Won’t take long to run that battery down,

Is there a drone app?

new idea: roomba for the lawn