Don’t forget the “Catacombs” of Paris.
Don’t forget Kathmandu…
I recommend the full ones. And pay a little more for “right-out-of-the-dryer” full.
Don’t forget the catamaran cruise.
What, no academics’ keyboards??
Don’t forget the luxurious “Laps of Luxor”. My cats favourite by the way.
You sure you don’t want a great Floria Keyboards escapade?
Bounder: Ah good morning. I’m Bounder of Adventure.
Tourist: Hello. I’m Smoke-too-much.
Bounder: Well you’d better cut down a little then.
Tourist: I’m sorry?
Bounder: You’d better cut down a little then.
Tourist: Oh I see! Smoke-too-much, so I’d better cut down a little then.
Bounder: Yes…I expect you get people making jokes about your name all the time, eh?
Tourist: No, I’d never noticed it before.
Want to frighten a little mouse under a chair? Take our trip to London to visit the Queen.
Just a blanket and a few socks will do….
Mew York
O man that’s a REAL belly laugh!
We also have our Juilliard tour where you can run across the keys of a grand piano whilst a master pianist tries to play.
Or the sofa factory tour where you can sharpen your claws on hundreds of pieces.
Lie in the lap of luxury, in Lancaster.
How about an amews-ment park? The dryer ride
The empty basket is the no-frills tour.
Geez, you guys are hot today! :)
Full. And fresh out of the dryer.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
Don’t forget the “Catacombs” of Paris.
PICTO over 3 years ago
Don’t forget Kathmandu…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
I recommend the full ones. And pay a little more for “right-out-of-the-dryer” full.
oldpine52 over 3 years ago
Don’t forget the catamaran cruise.
eromlig over 3 years ago
What, no academics’ keyboards??
DamnHappyChappy over 3 years ago
Don’t forget the luxurious “Laps of Luxor”. My cats favourite by the way.
Gent over 3 years ago
You sure you don’t want a great Floria Keyboards escapade?
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bounder: Ah good morning. I’m Bounder of Adventure.
Tourist: Hello. I’m Smoke-too-much.
Bounder: Well you’d better cut down a little then.
Tourist: I’m sorry?
Bounder: You’d better cut down a little then.
Tourist: Oh I see! Smoke-too-much, so I’d better cut down a little then.
Bounder: Yes…I expect you get people making jokes about your name all the time, eh?
Tourist: No, I’d never noticed it before.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Want to frighten a little mouse under a chair? Take our trip to London to visit the Queen.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Just a blanket and a few socks will do….
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Mew York
PuppyPapa over 3 years ago
O man that’s a REAL belly laugh!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
We also have our Juilliard tour where you can run across the keys of a grand piano whilst a master pianist tries to play.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Or the sofa factory tour where you can sharpen your claws on hundreds of pieces.
mpolo11 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Lie in the lap of luxury, in Lancaster.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
How about an amews-ment park? The dryer ride
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
The empty basket is the no-frills tour.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Geez, you guys are hot today! :)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 3 years ago
Full. And fresh out of the dryer.