Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 18, 2021

One martini, one Moscow mule coming up!

They’re all bad. The cocktails I mean.

So I’m thinking, what constitutes a bad cocktail? For me, anything with clam juice in it, for starters.

One thing I did try recently, was to put bourbon in the tonic water instead of gin. Good choice.

Ar they on duty? Those cocktails better be Shirley Temples.

The difference is which side of the glass the barkeep’s finger is on.

Two Gin and Tonic’s coming up .

No cocktails until you lads are off of the clock !

Interrogation at the bar.

Where’s the guy who’s getting the ugly cocktail?

Alright, who ordered the cockatiel?

Call ‘em good or bad, you two in uniform aren’t getting either!! (I was wavering between that and ‘…aren’t getting cock or tail!!’) >B^D

It’s the cop-tail hour.

“Please, pal.”“Now, scum!”

At first glance I thought they were pilots.

Not as funny as usual. Oh, Mr Martin is “helping.”

“I’ll have the gamecock tail.” – Ronnie Bass, QB

Methinks they’d have ordered Jameson Irish Whiskey. (I know, the stereotype of cops being Irish.)