Close to Home by John McPherson for March 14, 2021

No problem, just put it in reverse and floor it and everything will be okay. Trust me I’m from the government ;-}

If only Bleeb had the capabilities of time travel…… or does he?

MIB

You found your AAA card, but will they ever find you?

Go with the flow and in the meantime be like the Evans’…keeping your head above water, making a wave when you can…

now when we survive this waterfall, we’ll have someone to call to inform them of this great idea we had about driving on water.

They can’t get here until next fall.

Folks don’t talk much about the AAA these days, but I have indeed found that if you are stuck on the side of the highway, or in a parking lot with a flat battery, those magic letters get priority from every tow truck company I ever called. Big fan of AAA, here.

Where is Bleeb?

Well, it’s another 2011 rerun so McPherson must be on a break. That means he is probably on his way over to clean out my gutters for his beer and skittles money!

Well, it’s about time for some more wisdom from Ol’ Grampa…

When I was a younger guy, I was on my way out the door when my ol’ Grampa arrived to visit my parents. Ol’ Grampa said: “Where ya off to, Dobe?”

I told him I was on my way to meet some friends at a Karaoke bar.

Ol’ Grampa said: “Karaoke? Is that those little pieces of raw fish?”

I sorta laughed and said: “No!”

And he said: “Well, what’s that fish called, then?”

I said: “Sushi!”

And he said: “Gesundheit! …well, you have fun and don’t eat too much Karaoke!”

I always wished he’d gotten out more! シ

Maybe they can float us a loan for the repairs.

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

Will AAA send a tug boat ?

If they survive the fall.

Shouldn’t have traded in their raft.

Bad news it isn’t a Ford (because then it could ford the river).

Too bad you don’t have a ABA card…

And to add to their relief – since joining, AAA quit sending them solicitation letters every week.

This is one of my all time favorites!!

So scenic! :)

I’d like to see bleeb “surfing” on top of the car. (Just a little addition to an oldie?)

Step on the brakes you damn fool!

Top that, Geico!!!

Oh boy it’s a scene reenactment from Romancing the Stone!