Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 13, 2021

Condoms do offer “coverage” for important organs.

He’s assuming he’ll have a very busy evening!!!

“… and, oh, keep your distance, too.”

The mask is for when you’re " going out". Condoms are for when you’re “going in”.

hope springs eternal…..

Pretty sure condoms do a lot better job than masks.

AH, Dating in the Time of Covid19, No hugs, no kissing, no cuddling, no nothing, most especially no fun !

Times certainly have changed.

That just goes to show what was on HIS mind! LOL

Happy Valentine’s Day

Two ovaries were talking. 1st ovary: “It looks like we’re going to some crazy music in here tonight!” 2nd ovary: “What do you mean?” 1st ovary: “I just saw a couple of nuts pushing an organ in here!”

Good to have both.

A 6 pack? I’m not sure it is even appropriate to comment!

I think he should have brought a whip and chair, hope she doesn’t get too feisty.

If that is his girl friend or wife he’s gotta be a loser!

He’s quite the optimist; I count six packages.

She looks like she could literally throw him for a loop! She’s got him by almost a foot.

Plan B isn’t nearly as much fun.

I once took a be-spectacled young man aside before his date and showed him a strip of foil-wrapped packages.

“When you go out with a beautiful woman, it’s extremely important that your carry these.”

He adjusted his eyeglasses to better see what I was offering: eyeglass cleaning wipes. :)

Specify, don’t imply.

That should make for an awkward moment.

OTOH, presented with this situation, I think I’d say I have someplace I’d rather be.

And so ended the first date.

And he’s just a delivery guy, but he’s heard stories.

Oh no! No no no no no!