May 14, 2024
The joke was corny
After all, cats must have their 24 hr beauty sleep.
And the other hours, are for high maintainance and dinner time.
It’s been a while since he was on the fence
What do you call a cat that’s eaten pizza, lasagna, spaghetti, raviolis, gelato, and cannolis in no time flat? GARFIELD!!!! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
know thy audience
lol
Next door neighbor:
Garfield’s NEW album, Meow side of the Moon.
He actually succeeded for once good for him, good for him.
I get the felines that Garfield is in purrfect form tonight and he’ll have the audience eating out of the palm of his paws.
10 HOURS!!! That’s how much I sleep every night
What, no flower (pots).
I guess there’s a DEeP RIVE about that statement now between those who agree and the two others in the rest of the universe
Garfield…live from The Improv!
especially if that cat is garfield himself!
It is time for someone to throw a boot.
Cat owners are the ones who are sleep deprived. Nocturnal cat keep me awake at night running about the house playing with toys. I end up awake at 4 am. Not Fair. Cat gets to sleep all day.
OK this one was funny!
Don’t call the cat at all. It ain’t coming!
“Wakka, wakka, wakka!”
Welcome back to the Fence Show.
How about that? Garfield actually got on his audience’s good side with his jokes.
Wow they actually LIKED garfields joke this time?
I am surprise Garfield uses self deprecating humor, but then again I guess his sense of entitlement takes care of that.
That was pretty good!
After a 10 hour nap Garfield takes another 10 hour nap
What a lethargic cat Garfield is! At least he makes his fans like me laugh. #sleepyfeline #comedian :)
Yup…need at least 23.5 hours/day…
Good to see ya back on the fence, buddy. Keep up the good work.
Somebody said “cats sleep for 2/3 of their lives”. The other said “It’s a lie. My cat is awake only 3 hrs of the day, the correct ration is 7/8”.
He’s back on the fence! HOOOOOORAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
Welcome to Broadway!9:00 PM-Garfield the Fat Cat
Yessir. An I think that joke’s wrong. The answer should be Garfield and the question x100 .
He’s not wrong…
That’s one of my favourite jokes
Clarence almost 4 years ago
The joke was corny
BJ40 almost 4 years ago
After all, cats must have their 24 hr beauty sleep.
BJ40 almost 4 years ago
And the other hours, are for high maintainance and dinner time.
T&J Fan almost 4 years ago
It’s been a while since he was on the fence
codycab almost 4 years ago
What do you call a cat that’s eaten pizza, lasagna, spaghetti, raviolis, gelato, and cannolis in no time flat? GARFIELD!!!! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
know thy audience
WentBrown almost 4 years ago
lol
BJ40 almost 4 years ago
Next door neighbor:
“Stop that CATerwauling, I’m tryin’ to get some sleep here”.BJ40 almost 4 years ago
Garfield’s NEW album, Meow side of the Moon.
OttoVonwhiskers almost 4 years ago
He actually succeeded for once good for him, good for him.
dcdete. almost 4 years ago
I get the felines that Garfield is in purrfect form tonight and he’ll have the audience eating out of the palm of his paws.
Johnny Appleseed almost 4 years ago
10 HOURS!!! That’s how much I sleep every night
wjones almost 4 years ago
What, no flower (pots).
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 4 years ago
I guess there’s a DEeP RIVE about that statement now between those who agree and the two others in the rest of the universe
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Garfield…live from The Improv!
clownbuckle almost 4 years ago
especially if that cat is garfield himself!
cubswin2016 almost 4 years ago
It is time for someone to throw a boot.
blakerl almost 4 years ago
Cat owners are the ones who are sleep deprived. Nocturnal cat keep me awake at night running about the house playing with toys. I end up awake at 4 am. Not Fair. Cat gets to sleep all day.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 4 years ago
OK this one was funny!
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Don’t call the cat at all. It ain’t coming!
Amra Leo almost 4 years ago
“Wakka, wakka, wakka!”
LiamG.P almost 4 years ago
Welcome back to the Fence Show.
CaveCat87 almost 4 years ago
How about that? Garfield actually got on his audience’s good side with his jokes.
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Wow they actually LIKED garfields joke this time?
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
I am surprise Garfield uses self deprecating humor, but then again I guess his sense of entitlement takes care of that.
BlitzMcD almost 4 years ago
That was pretty good!
JesseLouisMartinez almost 4 years ago
After a 10 hour nap Garfield takes another 10 hour nap
AndyMoser almost 4 years ago
What a lethargic cat Garfield is! At least he makes his fans like me laugh. #sleepyfeline #comedian :)
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Yup…need at least 23.5 hours/day…
rgcviper almost 4 years ago
Good to see ya back on the fence, buddy. Keep up the good work.
jg8ida almost 4 years ago
Somebody said “cats sleep for 2/3 of their lives”. The other said “It’s a lie. My cat is awake only 3 hrs of the day, the correct ration is 7/8”.
Pets of the comics almost 4 years ago
He’s back on the fence! HOOOOOORAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
HankFaitsch almost 4 years ago
Welcome to Broadway!9:00 PM-Garfield the Fat Cat
Firestar almost 4 years ago
Yessir. An I think that joke’s wrong. The answer should be Garfield and the question x100 .
LordVoldemort almost 4 years ago
He’s not wrong…
Sakumon16 about 1 year ago
That’s one of my favourite jokes