Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 18, 2021

Lose the battle lose the profits.

Quick, call the Winged Hussars!

Make bandages out of it?

Reminds me of a classic Monty Python episode!!

Better break out your T-shirt cannon and pitch in to help your side win.

Donate it to Mr. Trump.

If you lose? You’re definitely dressed to lose (or unsuited to win).

I had to look it up. On August 8th, – 9th 1549, England and France declared war on each other.

What all of the others do. Send them to Africa in charity packages.

OH! Shirt.

The winners will make good use of those shirts as kindling to burn the place down.

They used to send all the shirts to Africa, I knew someone who had a 1986 Red Sox World Champion T-shirt

Make silly TV commercials!

Oh ya…..those who hope to profit from the war…..but don’t want to be involved in the fighting.

Can you save it for a reigny day?

KC Chiefs had the same problem on Feb 7.

If his side loses, I think what to do with the t-shirts will be the least of his problems.

“I sacked a city, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”

Just declare that the battle was rigged… and you actually won… and the media is lying… your minions will buy it!

Just stencil “almost” above the text.

Akin to “I kicked Santa Ana’s butt at the Alamo” in TFS.

Give it to the cottage-less

Just sell the shirts to the victors. Souvenirs !

I remember when William&Kate were dating and at some point they split up for awhile. Some companies were aghast because they were already designing commemorative items for the engagement announcement they were expecting and now they broke up!

Ask “the former guy”.