Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 25, 2021

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    eolan59  almost 4 years ago

    The giraffes look washed out

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    Noah must have been Irish, his sons a Rover

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    And make sure you top off the grass.

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    Joyriding with the unicorns, no doubt.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Dude, where’s my ark?

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    Digital Frog  almost 4 years ago

    At least it was his son that took it and not his ark enemy.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Now we Noah why ancient aliens had to help em out.

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    Qiset  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t forget to fill the tank.

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    jr1234  almost 4 years ago

    Them blue birds, almost as tall as the giraffes, are scary looking.

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    kucpa Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Was it Japheth, Ham, or Shem?

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    hyhybt  almost 4 years ago

    Ah, so THAT’S the real reason Ham was cursed.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  almost 4 years ago

    That hippo is all “well, we’re doomed”

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Interesting story ark.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    ….and HURRY! The rain has started!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Do you noah guy with an ark?

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    Stocky One  almost 4 years ago

    “Uh, Dad, I don’t how to tell you this, but it got towed away… I left it in a no arking zone!”

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    momofalex7  almost 4 years ago

    Who knew Noah had a cell phone.

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    cactusbob333  almost 4 years ago

    Should not have left the keys in it.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 4 years ago

    Spring break time, the original party barge.

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    uniquename  almost 4 years ago

    He took it away to study it. He wants to be an arkiologist.

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    I guess the word of the day is non sequitur .

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    Purple People Eater  almost 4 years ago

    How many rabbits did Moses take on the ark?

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    thejanith Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Priceless! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start the day!

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    Another Take  almost 4 years ago

    I imagine that a couple of the “bad” girls who contributed to the decision to flood the earth are skiing behind the ark while Noah’s son and some of his bro’s are poppin’ tinnies and wishing the sun would come out.

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    stamps  almost 4 years ago

    Shem on you.

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    Sensei Le Roof  almost 4 years ago

    Ark-ward…

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    PaulGoes  almost 4 years ago

    That’s his Noah count son

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 4 years ago

    “And it better have a full tank of gas!”

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    WoodTrail  almost 4 years ago

    That cars a real boat! Yeah, I know. It’s my Dads.

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