Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 25, 2021

When she wants YOUR opinion, Wiz she’ll give it to you!

When my family eats meat, they call it “Cheat day” but, for me, “Eat Cheat Meat Day”.

Having been married for so long, Wiz, you should have known better.

Blanch punctuated her opinion of Wiz’s opinion.

Smackdown

Sometimes it is wise to keep your mouth shut, especially around the Fink and Blanch.

And with a ham fist….

Does this dress make me look fat? No my darling. You’re managing it quite nicely by yourself.

Some opinions will get an emphatic reply. It’s just a law of nature, and females.

The Wiz was “lucky” he didn’t get hit after his first comment. You would think he would have known better.

She gave her opinion of your opinion…

Sometime domestic violence goes unnoticed and can even be considered funny by some. I get it, it’s a comic. Doesn’t change the fact that we can find a female beating a male as funny.

They never do.

Next time wiz just ask if Blanche would like some coffee to go with it

Never, EVER get between a robust person and her/his doughnuts.

Okay, okay I know. Spouse abuse. …but which one? The insulted or the assaulted?

Never volunteer your opinion…..((((((((( wack)))))))

Warning! Warning! Hull breach imminent!

Now might be a good time to groom him for the appropriate response when she asks: “Does this outfit make me look fat?”

“…you should have more than one day.”

I’m guessing he mentioned that she’s having a lot of cheat days.

“you never take me any where!”

You don’t understand….

Your’e ashamed to be seen with me"

You don’t understand….

“You think I am Old and Ugly”…

NOW you UNDERSTAND!….

SPLATT!!!!!

…

Punch and Judy

Domestic violence that we do not hear about.